William Kelii Kekaula Poet Vogon Poetry

Notes About The Poem

Poetic Form: Vogon Poetry
Inspired: 2024 February 27
Image: Statue of Liberty by Flickr

The Speechless

O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you may go]
Will come two A merry car
Sew dishes A merry car, ha
Lettuce goosey A merry car
Lost o A merry cans
Aha! Ya! Planting A merry cans
Luke o dare, a ma kit, lettuce goosey
[Ready to eat Hot Dogs for $1] 
O day it dawg? 
Ya, day it dawg two, oooh
A merry cans it dawg?
O k, Yugo by too dawg forest, o k! 
O k!
Hear moaning, no forfeit thus strange
O! O k!
Hear yugo, won dawg foyu
OMguard!
Witch party dawg half yore gut?
Ewww!

TRANSLATION:

Oh, look over there, Statue of Liberty
Quick, take a picture or the boat will pass away
Oh, there is the boat dock, we go
[Passport please ... okay you may go]
Welcome to America
So this is America, ha
Let's go see America
Lots of Americans
Aha! Ya! Plenty Americans
Look over there, a market, let's go see
[Ready to eat Hot Dogs for $1] 
Oh, they eat dog?
Ya, they eat dog too, oooh
Americans eat dog?
Ok, you go buy two dogs for us, ok!
Ok
Here, money, no forget the change
Oh Ok!
Here you go, one dog for you
Oh My gawd!
Which part of the dog have you got?
Ewww!

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