Long Vibrator Poems

I asked the question, where ya bounce? 

My mami was lazy peepin on the new big tymer, cruizin' thru town 

She said he was crunk, like out of this world 

They were just poppin' the...

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Right, listen up, the moon is in its ascendancy, Saturn is aligned with Venus, the other planets will align at 09.53 and 1017am.

Wish I’d never bought you that astrology book now, you’ve finally lost the...

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THE SUN, EARTH & MOON
(Alternative title: Sygyzy)
The sun is the past—
crucible of the
epigenetic light.
The earth’s the present—
inexorably
our arrogant might.
The moon’s the future—
a desolate orb
frozen in its plight.
 
Modern science says: The sun is the past, the...

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My boyfriend has informed me 
That I don’t know what irony is
Because I make bad jokes
That don’t make sense to anybody but me.
Sometimes, not even me.
He has informed me that my poetry
Is full of nature
And...

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I took an aging friend out shopping the other day
There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way
“Oh come on there’s underwear," she said, "they may have my size."
My answer was “No...

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This recently happened to me.
I didn’t recover very well from it. 
I just sat there
naked, 
embarrassed, 
while 
while my partner got dressed 
and walked out on me.

She was shaking her head 
in disbelief on the...

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What you have done to me defies my best description,
A downfall orchestrated by your self-absorbed affliction;
You saw me as what, a time filling, knee-jerk reaction?
A neurological stimulant, a meaningless distraction?

Was I so easy to kill,...

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A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for dicks
Made of chocolate for prizes
E is for enlarging erections
Oh wow!
F...

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The Ordinary Man

In the kitchen where I feed, greed for you, my only need
Across the table, longing to be swept by your eyes
Like the average guy you speak of  long days
Tired and weary, not...

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she is a top anthropologist,
he is a brilliant proctologist,
she is a beautiful billionaire,
he is a handsome debonair; 

she is a successful musician,
he is a charismatic politician,
she is a brilliant, gifted doctor,
he is a world-famous sculptor;

she...

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Okay I rolled my eyes when I saw you, 
Okay I ignored you in group settings,
Okay I never listened to your ideas,
Okay I made eyecontact but still didn't react, 
Okay I reached out my hand...

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Natural death licking aims
Now our bleach seasons heirs
And the pubis of public lore

Intrauterine spinning blue dream cream
Roils rushing a rock star’s semen searching 
For golden lands of rum and sable ladies eyeing

Blown ear-drum truth percussive
Hand-grenade...

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