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I took an aging friend out shopping the other day There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way “Oh come on there’s underwear," she said, "they may have my size." My answer was “No dear, I think you’ll get a surprise.” But as she slipped my grasp she nipped in before I could stop her. She stood with her mouth open and asked me what they all were… “What do you mean dear?” I asked my face was going red She was holding up a vibrator and swinging it over her head… “Look at this a mixer, why is it in a foundation shop?” I grabbed her by the arm saying “A mixer and foundation shop, it is not.” There were some undies with no crotch, she picked them up and said “I think there should be more quality control, these are missing on some thread.” “Come on dear” I said, as I dragged her through the door “This is really a sex aid shop” I was leaving before she said more “If this is an aid shop do we have to give contributions then? And what are all them pink things that look like worms but say on them ‘Hen’ “Come on dear it’s time to go, this shop is not for you, I was distinctly embarrassed now and feeling a little bit blue I told her it was time to go; I wanted to leave before we were seen I heard her say "you’re joking love “I’m getting the big one there in green……..”

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Date: 5/23/2013 6:55:00 PM
Laughing all the way through this hilarious risque poem "“I think there should be more quality control, these are missing on some thread.” You have conjured up some interesting imagery :)
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Date: 5/22/2013 8:07:00 AM
i can understand your aging friend Mandy Tams, but if it breathe new life into her as this poem does me, so be it Girl.. your a gem...
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/22/2013 8:15:00 AM
Ha ha thanks harry xx
Date: 5/21/2013 8:00:00 AM
You kill me, this was a lot of fun!
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/22/2013 8:15:00 AM
thanks Richard xx
Date: 5/21/2013 5:05:00 AM
Your aging friend wasn't so aged at all, Mandy. But GREEN? Very witty poem. -Red
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:34:00 AM
Thanks Red, this is something I have only heard about lol xx
Date: 5/20/2013 5:09:00 PM
ha! very funny...
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:33:00 AM
Thanks Ilene lol xx
Date: 5/20/2013 2:53:00 PM
lol Mandy glad you submiited it ....Seren
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:33:00 AM
ha ha i told you I would one day lol xx
Date: 5/20/2013 1:00:00 PM
Thanks for making me laugh, Mandy....that's classic!
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:32:00 AM
Ha thanks Caleb xx
Date: 5/20/2013 12:20:00 PM
Hahaha.....,full of fun. Loved always, bl
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:32:00 AM
Thanks bl xx
Date: 5/20/2013 5:21:00 AM
hahaha. Lovely writing, Mandy. I like. :-)
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:32:00 AM
Lol thanks Delysia xx
Date: 5/20/2013 3:22:00 AM
lol.... Awesome
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 5/21/2013 7:31:00 AM
Thanks Sasha xx