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Mister Oddity

He’s a strange kinda guy, even he wouldn’t challenge that assertion When you see him, you sense something’s a bit off But don’t bother asking him, his appearance will tell you why Wearing clothes that don’t color coordinate; his socks are always either Oxford or silk, and his bow ties are never fully clipped He likes to arrange his peas and carrots neatly in a row on his plate And he feels strongly that it’s a necessary thing to discuss personal hygiene on the first date Mister Oddity is he ... Head scratcher as a Mad Hatter can be Trying to figure him out will drive you crazy He likes to mumble important reminders to himself; he don’t mind taking a tumble, pumping his cardio up from really getting after a ref He’s an odd fellow indeed, he’s a hard one to read Sometimes his speech may not make sense to you and me, and often at night he likes to talk to the owls in the tree Apart from that, he’s perfectly abnormal, absolutely Mister Oddity, lives strange and quite irregularly But the one thing he loves to boast about the most is his peculiar longevity: He says he was born on the thirty third day of the thirteenth month, in the year when Earth's second moon floated away in the cosmic sea

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Date: 7/1/2017 8:26:00 PM
Your poem had me smiling from beginning to the end Freddie; Mr. oddity is quite odd indeed!~Che :)
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Date: 7/1/2017 11:10:00 AM
Mr oddity is quite an interesting character that you have built. Nice one, Freddie.
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Date: 7/1/2017 11:02:00 AM
An awesome piece Freddie
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Date: 7/1/2017 10:27:00 AM
Lol! I'm not laughing at this odd man, I'm laughing because of the last line. A very good write my friend :)
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Date: 7/1/2017 9:49:00 AM
Well done Freddie. So descriptive. I can see a story being written about him :)
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Date: 7/1/2017 9:49:00 AM
I think I know this guy, L think he was my first divorce lawyer, fun write Freddie, I enjoyed it.
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