Long Saddle sore Poems
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Long In the Tooth Male Doth Recount Reflect ReimagineLong in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine...
his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021
No particular rhyme nor reason
garden variety indentured flunky (me)
revisits his salmagundi salad days,
when oral blight smote
left...
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Categories:
saddle sore, 2nd grade, absence, age, body, cinco de
Form:
Rhyme
Intermission Fool - Cafeteria MonitorCan I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of their place...
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Categories:
saddle sore, 10th grade, allegory, food, school,
Form:
Burlesque
Heavenly Body - Limerick Collaboration - BawdyA nubile young vicar named Jude
Was seen swimming, totally nude
The bishop said WOW
Just look at you now
Your assets - they need to be viewed!
Fiction write!
07-05-17
Invited him home for a drink
A toast as their glasses did...
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Categories:
saddle sore, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
White NoiseBlat , Blat
Sporadic gunfire firing back
Our way of life is under attack
And what I mean by that
Is protect the Oil Refineries
Protect Democracy freedom of speech
Protect the Banks & Institutions
Call the order...
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Categories:
saddle sore, blessing,
Form:
Free verse
Total Time I Spent In Dental Chair Post Adolescence To Present Age First Appointmentso much precious existence
found me rooted with mouth ajar
as sigh asper the dentin-cementum
so mud dear reader (with dem perfect
enameled pearly whites), aye har bar
envy for those with a complete set...
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Categories:
saddle sore, body, depression, feelings, grief, lost, pain, sad,
Form:
Imagism
Refurbished Fairy Tales: Cinderella, If the Shoe Fits Part ThreeThe happily ever after...
He searched the kingdom for a fortnight 'til all saddle sore and weary,
With his eyes bloodshot and bleary,
The prince arrived at the last door.
He found two sisters, far too ugly, and an...
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Categories:
saddle sore, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
I Took Her Ridingi took her riding
this time my venue, not hers
she loves horses, i am no equestrian
i am beyond saddle sore now
trail rides where every bird is identified
a short illumination of the species
mine are in this little...
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Categories:
saddle sore, devotion, for her, joy, romance, soulmate,
Form:
Romanticism
StarmanIn a dusty fleabit mining town
The kind you’d see on screen
The stranger rode down Main Street
Looking evil, looking mean
He packed a pair of six guns
And a sawn off in his vest
Those folks was...
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Categories:
saddle sore, adventure, cowboy-western, death, funny
Form:
Light Verse
The Barnacle On My Bum Part 2My tale about the barnacle I bared upon my bum
has now passed into legend and folk law
The battle I thought was over and now long done
Just when I thought I could sit down and...
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Categories:
saddle sore, crazy, fun, funny, nonsense, romance, silly, women,
Form:
Free verse
I'M A-Hangin' Up My SpursHank had cowboyed and rodeoed fer nigh on forty years,
Ridin' in sleet, rain and snow a-herdin' cantankerous steers.
His hide was tough as leather and his legs was slightly bowed,
But brandin' dogies and fixin' fences was...
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Categories:
saddle sore, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Horse SoldiersThe bugler's piercing call sounds "Reveille" at the break of dawn.
Young horse soldiers rise, rub their eyes and stifle a gaping yawn.
The brawny Irish Sergeant bellows, "Up and at 'em lads!
You belong to me and...
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Categories:
saddle sore, cowboy-western
Form:
Rhyme
Campfire TalesWhen all the wranglin' chores was done and the sun settled in the west,
The cowboys was lollin' about the campfire savorin' much needed rest.
From early dawn they'd branded dogies and herded cantankerous steers,
Now it was...
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Categories:
saddle sore, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Nihilist - Seven: Blood On the MoonEmbryos sing saddle-sore sonatas, beneath
the despot eaves of chromium skies, reflecting
black light down upon the harbours where
ambition claws the air and slowly dies; and
nighthawks scream a siren song of sadness, for...
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Categories:
saddle sore, death, loss, lost love, mystery, sad, space,
Form:
Rhyme
Mount, Saddle, Weapon, Riderfinal dismount, final ride
pasture waits for dappled roan
girth mark of the lonely byways
lather from the battles flown
dew eyed weary, spinal backed
stumble step'd and nostril blown...
stirrup brass with bugle hung
faded strap and leather worn
bridle twisted, crackled...
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Categories:
saddle sore, metaphor, veterans day, war,
Form:
Heroic Couplet
CheckmateThis is it
I give up
I throw in the towel
I draw the curtains
I pull down the shades
I close the doors shut
Finito
The end;
No more haggling
No more beseeching
No more whining
No more whimpering
I'll call it a day,
Saddle sore
I am...
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Categories:
saddle sore, angst, fear, loss, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
The Call of the HighlandsThe Call of the Highlands
Oh I'd love a day out in the heather,
With a ghillie a gun and a stick,
I'd stalk 'cross the moors, crawl about on all fours
All the way from Fort William to...
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Categories:
saddle sore, humor,
Form:
Verse
The Cowboy LegendThe Cowboy bloke of yesteryear
Would work in mud and dust
He would tackle any hardship
As long as it was just
Out on the range from dawn to dusk
Rarely saddle sore
His butt was tough as leather
From calluses he...
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Categories:
saddle sore, history,
Form:
Ballad
Washichu - Montana Territory, June, 1876God blast this prairie dust.
Screw the regulations.
Another forty miles on beans and hay
And I ain’t seen no injuns.
Raw edged and saddle sore
From tracking that heathen, Lo.
Still trusting Custer's luck,
Hard-ass though he be.
I’m bent on...
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Categories:
saddle sore, allegory, conflict, war,
Form:
Dramatic Verse