Long Peeper Poems

Saul’s twinkling eyes took it all in – the platinum hair framing a first-class face, the silvery sheath dress wrapped around a figure that was out of sight, but in plain view. She was definitely...

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COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...

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‘tap, tap, tap’

your petite knuckles
gently attacking my door -
I envision their French-painted nails
dancing in the shine of
the hallway light
like a row of bishops bowing to the Pope
(your sensual sacrilege)
I don’t make a sound
though my eye...

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Murk Rammer froze as he felt the nuzzle
of a snub-nosed thirty-eight’s deadly muzzle.
Louis The Retch poked it into his back.
“The jig’s up, Rammer. I ain’t cuttin’ no slack.”

Murk had been tricked by a double-crossing dame,
alias...

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(while trapped in Pottstown 
Memorial Hospital parking lot).

My humble apology to those,
who posted uber up lyft ting messages
to this Macbook Pro Facebook keeper,
without said scrivener swiftly
tailoring timely acknowledgement
from one harried styled leaper,

thus feel free to...

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Doctors getting exposed like popes,
Caught pulling the rope a dope,
Falling down the entropic slope,
No integrity - can't cope,
Seats of power to dethrone,
Why don't y'all extradite your own?
If ya catch a sleeper near ya,
Take that tommy...

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Oh death, 
You are ugly!
Get away from me!
Each time you laugh
Your guttural laugh,
Like a Python,
I know you have devoured
Another poor soul
I know because evil forest
Lives next door
Every witching hour,
I observe your lifeless victims
From my tiny...

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She laces this dark late winter's evening
with white manna grace,
flowing flying frosting
folding in and over and around
dark naked tree limbs
dress up and out 
under icey liminal networks
of down and in-flowing rivers,
empty onto cold cover
of frozen...

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Archie A. Agag, the American Idol Kaiser
Be hiding in an underground concrete bunker
Closed-eyed hate peeper sleepy late-riser
Dreaming of a bottom end H-bomb dumpster
Enter the REM meltdown maelstrom at every kiosk money mall
F-18's flying overhead the...

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A Roaring Rage

What I have recently heard became a roaring rage;
Have newspapers put   poems on one whole page;
My mission fulfilled,
When properly billed;
So that your elegant mind can effectively engage.

Jim Horn

Never Intent of God

Many...

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not soon enough, will winter go away

                    taking with it all that white and gray

 ...

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A letter arrived from Aunt Mabel, always a keeper
She was delighted I bought myself a Bissell sweeper
Said they are best, but I could have gotten it cheaper,
Seems her nephew is in more trouble, getting deeper
I...

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When we retired we were so inspired:
To live free and rest from our labors.
This mobile home park has lived up to the mark,
But oh, goodness gracious, the neighbors.

Jay the old peeper can snoop through the...

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Her exquisite lace linen collar tiered in layers of dainty threes
Was not the only beautifying feature of Princess LaCrees
Her beetle necklace of green peridot was engraved well
Her monocle was designed by Bob Mackie’s protégé, Snell.
She...

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The sunshine today is warm on my skin but his stare burns deeper
Refusing to look does not make me less aware of his maleness
I wonder if tomorrow he will come to the street to chance...

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Next Monday I get my peepers checked
Certainly couldn't be better timing
Bumping into walls, wearing Cathie's sciveys
For my 20-20 vision I'm pining

Fed our bird Tweety a big bowl of dog food
Fed our dog Rover some bird...

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Wit wears wonder well
Touching tale truth tells
Solemn signage spells


Linger lasting light
Streaming soothing sights
Fling feisty fond flights


Nowhere near nice norms
Dazzle dusty dorm
Freeze-frame fuzzy form


Charm cheers crazy choice
Prune peachy plant poise
Vibrant versions voice


Confront cream crimson
Brave bubbly blossoms
Address...

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Next Monday I get my peepers checked
Certainly couldn't be better timing
Bumping into walls, wearing Cathie's sciveys
For my 20-20 vision I'm pining

Fed our bird Tweety a big bowl of dog food
Fed our dog Rover some bird...

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Words of Warner is the title of my second book, coming soon
Author, songwriter, musician, producer, philosopher, poet
Recognized as a poet of merit International Society of Poets
Nominated as poet of the year 2007 by The Society...

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MARRIAGES 

Governor Gerry Brown  marries Amanda Rice
She becomes Amanda Brown-Rice  -  look!   
David Soul and  Marguerita  Cook?  She’s become  a Soul-Cook 
Stephen Fry and Amanda Fish...

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I stand here in someone's dream,
 a pleasant way to spend the night.
All my dreams have boring themes,
 for them to share seems only right. 

Would it be considered wrong, 
 to jump aboard their...

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I have a sweetheart box of chocolate on my head!
I am doing the valentines dance,sang out Chickabilly Fred.
He danced a frisky two-step that was hilarious to all.
He is a fluffy peeper, whose butt is not...

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A doctor saved his eye
then he took it away
by hiding it from the boy’s face.

His hands were puppy dog tails
wagging blindly.
He played a game of Scrabble
with a Brail alphabet
as his only guide

He would enter a...

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petunia
Prays in the pew
A funnel shaped flower
Petulant to pettle
The petty officer's 
Phallus.

petunia
Makes earnest petiton,
A deep redish purple
Showing sudden impatience
For the inlisted man's 
Pestle.

petunia
Perfects her worship,
A melodic soft velvet
Reciting impassioned pleas
For the Pontifex's 
Poppycock.

petunia
Flutters above paradise,
Tremulous...

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They Deserve What They Get

By Elton Camp

We have friends who close the drapes tight
Just as soon as it becomes dark every night

“I’m afraid a peeping Tom will look at me
And that he’ll come back some...

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