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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required When I saw the Grim Reaper pull out his peeper and pee on the patio, I yelled, "Hey Jack! Can't you use the facilities out back? That's what normal people do, you know. I always said I wasn't afraid of death, till one night, Death tried to rob me of my breath. And as I was gasping for air, he said with a cold, penetrating stare, "Next time they ask if you're afraid of death, just say 'Yesth.'" I came to this hospice to die. I see Mister Death standing by. He's consulting a note. I thought he did everything by rote. What’s with that quizzical look in his eye? When Mister Death had me firmly in his grip, I pleaded, "Sir, can we please make this a round trip?" He said, "I'm sorry to say, this trip is only one way. But we do serve drinks, and chicken wings, with a delectable ranch dip." When it got to be close to seven, we were still a half-light year away from heaven. I said, "Mister death, one question more. When will we get to heaven's door?" "Oh, not till tomorrow morning, Sir, about a quarter past eleven. When I reach the pearly gates with the grim reaper as my guide, I hope the question of whether I get heaven or hell is only for Jesus to decide. Because if Peter is allowed his opinion, and then that apostle Paul, I don't think I stand much of a chance at all. When we got to heaven, Saint Peter said, “Hurry in, quick, so I can shut the door ~ you were being closely followed by the Babylonian whore. And if she were to get in, God only knows what trouble I'd be in. Heaven would never again be the same as before.” To folks staring at a screen in a brightly lit room, I said, "I have arrived in heaven, right, I presume?" "Yes, yes," they replied, my soon-to-be heavenly friends. “But until this gosh darn epidemic ends, there's no other way to do heaven but by Zoom.” Heaven is not at all what I expected. It’s hell to be stuck in a place with the boring elected. They do nothing but this goody-goody-two-shoe stuff! Believe me, after half an eon, I’ve had just about enough. Oh, where’s the escape button? I wanna be ejected. The end
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