Death Friended Me On Facebook

(while trapped in Pottstown Memorial Hospital parking lot). My humble apology to those, who posted uber up lyft ting messages to this Macbook Pro Facebook keeper, without said scrivener swiftly tailoring timely acknowledgement from one harried styled leaper, thus feel free to take leguminous litigious licorice flavor flav can deed extra-legal imprisonment against my liberty, (though catty, I am pusillanimous, sans feline nine lives cheaper by the dozen), plus verbally ejaculating out gee golly jeeper, or more pointedly calling me a mother f****** bleeper, for seeming to appear unresponsive as a stale petrified marshmallow peeper, and yes quite understandable bitcoin torrents of rage runs deeper than a blockchain though close call, yet just lemme explain, how during my most recent sleeper state, a clear as bell curve living dream nearly saddened Matthew Scott Harris as, cuz he got subject to grim news, viz inducing him (yours truly) to become deceased within a split second, upon dropping to sleep while all around, an inconsolable weeper wept sorrowful seas, more so those family, and facebook friends many fine companions linkedin thru Internet invaluable cherished persons as keeper, but believe this secular humanist, he, who (honest to dog) unexpectedly subsequently got engrossed with the grim reaper, discussing local, current (national), global, and cosmic events, superficial, and/or somewhat deeper (topics oh...and as a non sequitur d'ya know the name of original Glen Elm occupants are named Leiper), anyway Xmas universally renowned throughout space yes, jolly saint nick with his farout trappings topped off with electronic digital beeper, yepper siree he gets touted, lauded, and celebrated be leave ving with whatever dogmatic faith hen knee dear rabbit reddit reader doth embrace, or perhaps being atheist like me, (albeit I most likely appear as somewhat highlee beatle browed from across the universe), nonetheless, whether er rather, when still alive this chap aimed to - dee light, enlighten, and playfully frighten alien nations (even those pizza peace loving inhabitants resembling free ranging gregarious teenage ninja mutant turtles) coming out their shells with glee.