Long Oafs Poems

anticipatory anxiety fosters catastrophization...,

especially bombardment of online scare tactics
courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs
rubbing their hands at aggrieved party;
punch drunk cyber thieves ecstatic
acquiring by hook and/or crook
sought after precious, priceless, and proverbial data
after loosed ransomware...

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Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
 One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and Hardy mishaps, the other...

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Lust has such a bad press

          one of the seven deadly sins

              ...

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When Bobby was just nine years old,		
		folks loved his winning ways.
		He was a little gentleman
		deserving of their praise.

		His helpful nature and big smile
		were natural, they knew.
		His family was proud of him.
		Life bore a rosy hue.

		At...

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I heed and follow step by step
and hope each lesson I don't forget
So that when my time come I will shine
when I enter Heaven, domain of most sublime

Watching, treading carefully with each step
eyes fixed, dare...

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Oh, so revered this child be, so blest
was I to kiss her tiny knee. 
And blessed to give her birth, ah, yes!
God placed this infant girl upon my
joyous chest.
And, you know from decades hence,
in a...

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Farouche.
                          By Feo.

I am shy child la rock,
Self - effacing,...

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To the North, South, East, and West...

Geniuses are lost in the jaunty jewels of rakish cads,

The hazard morsel palaver allot odium on idioms...

Rankle virulent mishmash wheeze addle chagrin jives,

Loosing a volley of expletives ordure waft...

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Ghost stories roamed the woods during Halloween madness.
Goblins and witches were crazy about black cat midnight gladness.
The giant spooky Jack-o-Lantern King was coming into his own,
Skeleton approached a conniving blue eyed-devil who stood all alone.

Where...

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Eedjit, bamstick, scunner and twit,
Am no wan o’ them, am jist a nit.
People  whae’ve kent me, aw ma days,
 Say am unstable, in aw ma ways.

They dinna really ken, the person ah am,
A real...

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This is poetry for us all when you can’t find the words.


Acerbic, angry, awful is this poems dream.
Bad, boring, balderdash are its major themes.
Childish, contemptuous, cynical to the last;
Daft, dizzy, desultory meanings that are vast.

Egregious,...

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