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Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal feted as savior incarnate
Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights
forcing yours truly to go undercover and into hiding 
within the heart of darkness
at a remote undisclosed...

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Categories: no way jose, absence, adventure, allegory, analogy, angel, appreciation, humorous,
Form: Free verse



Mince Meat Pie No Lie
Mince Meat Pie No Lie

Oh great! Found that some guy forgot to stipulate
How he knows people hate to wait or set a date
Important enough and already been accentuated
And, would you believe, destroyed, defecated and then...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no way jose, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Fallen Heroes 1
Swollen eyes trickle of tears

                              ...

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Categories: no way jose, conflict, discrimination, spoken word, urban,
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Open Window
I’m already ahead and stirring before that fiery Sunrise appears every single morning.
I'm quickly catching up to my own waiting for the breaking of this phenomenal day.
My coffee will be in my hand right when...

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© Ann Rich  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no way jose, dedication, devotion, faith, funny, happiness, hope, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Who Will It Be Each New Day
WHO will IT be Each new DAY

Here is a list of things I want my
political candidate to have, be
and give to me this Christmas..

Who always will know what to say.
Who around with self or me...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no way jose, humorous, political,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member The Wattle
A Wattle, nearly 80 Smoots high.
decided one fine spring day
that some way it was going to fly.
“It was going to fly ?”, said I
“No way, Jose, not today.”

The Wattle, not discouraged
actually looked somewhat smug.
It had...

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Categories: no way jose, fantasycrazy, magic, rose,
Form: Quintain (English)
A Major Seaport
A Major Seaport

She sure was such a sweet local librarian
But would always turn into a barbarian;
When I did something that I must confess
Left my table in library a big mess.

Around for a while, I soon...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no way jose, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Orange
I thought you didn't exist 
I thought this was a fictional kiss 
Your lips are sweet as candy and fresh as mints 
Let's repent and ask for forgiveness I know we have a million sins...

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Categories: no way jose, africa, baptism, blessing, brother, change, christian, faith,
Form: Free verse
Googled and Bamboozled
Googled and Bamboozled 

When she saw my eyes they both were googled
Causing her to be dumfounded and bamboozled
And then ended up becoming completely baffled
When off all my entire brains had been raffled.

How big of a...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no way jose, allegory, analogy, prejudice,
Form: Couplet
Hurry and Bury
Hurry and Bury

Have to think about it and then hurray
Up and then all DT BS begin to bury
With cuteness is trying to be clever
All of our ties should start to sever.

No way Jose' turned into...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no way jose, humorous, , cute,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Ma's New Thanksgiving
Ma’s New Thanksgiving 

tom bell for dinner?
dinner bell for tom bell?
tom bell’s our dear prize turkey

been with us for years
strutting round and round the yard
almost one of us

pa sharpens the axe
but tom bell’s smarter than...

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Categories: no way jose, thanksgiving,
Form: Senryu

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