Mince Meat Pie No Lie

Mince Meat Pie No Lie Oh great! Found that some guy forgot to stipulate How he knows people hate to wait or set a date Important enough and already been accentuated And, would you believe, destroyed, defecated and then defalcated. Then you had arrived at the problem that could possibly be While she really scarred the heck out of you as well as me It happened to be Hillary wearing a wise old owl disguise Found in boxes bond for Bombay much to my surprise. She had a not only great idea but one which was ingenious Like and old oscillating owl had a face being the meanest And after be shown and while looking at it day by day Someone started to toot and trump song saying stay away (Not no way Jose'.) Next thing we found was owls only fly in a single formidable formation Not knowing if it was done out of inspiration or desolate desperation After having been found flying over Flint looking for water to be drinking That is when this itty bitty troubled owl really started to thinking. Water color seemed so cruddy and glass stood singular and all alone On shelf while many makeshift people would moan and groan Which is when Hillary had come up with another idea being so wild What if we were to begin conducting an experiment of each child. On their each table several glasses of water they would start to place To see that when each one would drink who made strangest, oddest face Then again oddly enough researchers data they did determine to decipher Answers to questions and observations children had handed over to offer. Now why would any maniac or moron ever try to seem and become so mean Who had abused their own bodies and no longer were a health food fiend Then with their own selves, education and experience became entranced At abundance of cruddy urine color running down each poor baby's pants. Franticly and finally many ill-advised answers they had come across What was decided is that all of it and whole thing had created a lost cause And after many words were thought of, brought together and they would mince Those who have minds mixing with their water will meet with lower intelligence. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet Like everything else of course there always has to be a catch Prerequisite for reading this is imagination being able to stretch.