Long Meany Poems
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HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THEIR IN T.V. LAND!
WE GOTTA GREAT SHOW AHEAD.
WE HAVE THE LIKES OF
"BIG CLAW" CLAUFFY CLAMS VERSES "mEANIOUS" DOLLBABY BISHIE
JOCKIN FOR POSITION IN A CONTENTION RACE
LEFTHAND DANNY FRIFT VERSES GATTA GRIFFA
THE BIG WHOOMP AND TREMBLE CLEFT WILL GO AT IT IN A TAG TEAM ENCOUNTER AGAINST THE KNIGHTS OF COLOSSUS
"LABELED BAD" MINCEMEAT AND BELTRON DECKY WITH WREST TO CLAIM THE VACANT TITLE FOR THE WORLD SHOW CHAMPIONSHIP
DELGRECO JEZZEY WILL GRAPPLE THE "FAULTONS CLAIM" BIG MEANY DRAMP DELTON
SUMMERTYME CLASSIC WILL FEATURE FROM
1979 THE WORLD CHAMPION BIG DELTON REACH VERSES BASSY BATTIN MOE IN A WORLD TITLE MATCH
STAY TUNED WE GOTTA LOTTA WRESTLING FOR THE WORLD!
WILL HE BE HERE WITH HIS FLUTE-CANE AND RUBBER STOPPER
WILL HIS PROTEGE' DELBIN GRIFF BE ALLOWED TO COMPETE
WE'LL HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS WHEN WE RETURN,
STAY TUNED EVERYBOODY!
"Eeny, meany, miney, moe"
"We all fall down and go boom"
"Oops a daisy" and "Shake a leg"
And my favourite, "Silly baboon"
Heard 'em all a million times over
Oh to go back to those days
Just to experience the fun again
The oh so simple games we played
Not a solitary care in this old world
We'd come in for lunch and dinner
Then off we'd go exploring again
After all, we were just beginners
Experiencing new things every day
Like skipping rocks on the pond
The joys of the world were around us all
It was like waving a magic wand
It's really too bad we have to grow up
Do serious adult like things
I'd much rather travel way back in time
And jump and skip and sing
"Eeny, meany, miney, moe"
"We all fall down and go boom"
"Oops a daisy" and "Shake a leg"
And my favourite, "Silly baboon"
Heard 'em all a million times
Oh to go back to those days
Just to experience the fun again
The simple games we played
Not a single solitary care in the world
We'd come in for lunch and dinner
Then off we'd go exploring again
After all, we were just beginners
Experiencing things every day
Like skipping rocks on the pond
The joys of the world around us
It was like waving a magic wand
Too bad we all have to grow up
Do serious adult like things
I'd much rather travel back in time
And jump and skip and sing
"Eeny, meany, miney, moe"
"We all fall down and go boom"
"Oops a daisy" and "Shake a leg"
And my favourite, "Silly baboon"
Heard 'em all a million times
Oh to go back to those days
Just to experience the fun again
The simple games we played
Not a solitary care in the world
We'd come in for lunch and dinner
Then off we'd go exploring again
After all, we were just beginners
Experiencing things every day
Like skipping rocks on the pond
The joys of the world around us
It was like waving a magic wand
Too bad we all have to grow up
Do serious adult like things
I'd much rather travel back in time
And jump and skip and sing
© Jack Ellison 2014
Time will heal a broken heart
or so they say, but how meany
times can one heart be broken
then survive?can time turn
back the hands of a clock?
to sunshine,smiles and
I love you's?
can father time step in
and work yet another
miracle of healing?
can time unlock the door?
or melt a heart that's froze?
and can time stand by me
just one more time?
can time bring back my laughter?
and the joy to be alive
and can I survive.. this time?
time! never enough time
always the wrong time
all kinds of time
but never a happy time
it takes time to make things
grow, it takes sunshine, rain
but take away the time, the sun
then give only the pain
then nothing grows
now replace the rain with tears..
there"s no time for me
no laughter, or sun only tears
of sadness of what's been done
time of heartbreak, time of woe
always time, but never the right time
so step in Father Time
I need you, one more time..
yet another time...
just one more time....
Variations On A Theme...
Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...
(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany Miney Moe - si,
nor the three stooges tee hee hee)
twill never end till...this oft writ trend
of mine will never end,
only when...mortality
ike'n no longer defend!
Thus...once again, (or...as per usual),
this poem iz a boot
ruminations about bout,
who else except this ole coot
at das receiving end damned
lifetime role, and goot
raw end of deal, sans docks side of
moon efficient intervention
(teachers never gave a hoot)
as they appeared oblivious,
how moost all classmates did loot
mine emotional account, viz
cheap trick super tramp ping coot
tees reviled, renounced,
and wreaked havoc as root
of all misfortunate previous
to mine existence,
as iced (sic culled) hood
reaper remained mute
and scythe lent,
while (cue in dolorous)
melody issued from
Mose Arts magic flute,
whereat serpent (also known
in political circles as
Sally Salamander Newt
Gingrich) charmed goaded,
and relentlessly needled
Eve with snake hushed snoot,
thenceforth viper got ramrod
rigid taut as jute
of course this a fallacy as
just smore hove my fruit
fully "FAKE" pre fabric hated
discombobulated trumpeting ill suit
head prevarications – more
offal than glute
tee us expulsion, donned
as invisible faux poetic
apparel clothing with astute
cheeky effects, thus allowing,
enabling, and providing
adapt tub bull usage as zoot suit,
or as space age jumpsuit,
when I travel (with my cute Malamute
outsize prairie dog like fine home
companion) to the outer limits
of the twilight zone,
which groovy farout signals
detected by vodafone
and desperate plea made
to aliens to abduct me
(receiving an affirmative
digital binary tone)
courtesy of publishers,
unlike the negative responses,
predictably forecast, no complex koan
but clear as day -
inducing a slight inward moan,
which figurative slap in face
finding yours figuratively prone,
hence...a recurring well known
fantasy regarding plucking
this chicken (198920) heart lee
moss see rolling stone.
Isn't it getting harder by the day
To supposedly know or try to figure out
Exactly who or what to believe
To the point it's just as easy now to say
Genie
Meany
Curly
Mo
So many choices but which 1 exactly
should I take or make , in order for me
then to follow
The Rule's
The Guidelines
Or
The Example being Set
All 3 are a gamble the only
difference is the odds they give
And whether or not you are prepared
at the end of the day
To suffer and live with the eventual
consequences of the bad choices you
make lead up to
Even be that debt to be repaid spelled
out in no uncertain terms spell's this
R
E
G
R
E
T
(Lyrics written to the tune of: "That Old Black Magic" *NOTE: Maintain forward tune throughout all six stanzas; last three stanzas don't revert to original tune wherein, tempo change)
That old hat trick just didn't go so well,
That old hat trick had socked me to a bell,
Those icy fingers up and down my wool,
Came from that old schoolmarm
taught at their high school,
The sound of jingle that you hear in me,
It's the time that bell had just broken free,
Down and down deeply,
round and round in me,
They'll try to have it free,
and done quickly,
goes bye bye I, drops me
washing-meany ...
Come with me
while we take a trip
down this road
and up this hill
the first few miles
I wanted to skip
I started out strong
but lost my will
on this road called
Heart Break Hill...
as I looked back
I could see my friend
matching my stride
we wanted to win
now how meany times
have we faced this hill
and how meany ways
can we be fulfilled
we gave it our all
we faced this plight
then left behind
our fears at last
our journey's done
we've run this race
with blood and tears
we've kept the pace
not first, not last
we knew the drill
on this road called
Heart Break Hill.....
8/14/20
we heard the rumors before.
some say we were crazy to
bring it up in conversation.
last week when we went off
the air we promised a
contention bout.
Live and in color the following
week, we came on air: but
what we thought to be wasn't
let's just say "not at all"!
The ring announcer was interupted,
a slew of former champions and
great grapplers
came out and stood in the ring. Media President
and head Ledgerer, spoke
and offered every champion in the building,
an oppurtunity to cement there legacy.
When he said every champion he meant even
those in the audeince
and visiting members from other companies.
Durning the coommercail break we heard
on camera the current (@$@ Worlds champion say,
" I don't think a World full of Champions
Look at there contention as threats
, maybe obstacles"!
well our reigning World champion didn't
like this man speaking on his behalf,
When both men were in the ring, Former
Worlds Champion Tasil Bacco, tok the microphone
and called both men Precursers to a new beganning"
it looked like a battle royal.Or a Championship Zuffa.
It took twenty minutes
o sort through
the rushes. They teased and teased
until
an angry member of the championship commity
took the microphone
and said the atheletic commision already
had heat with them they
didn't need to
send a bunch of angry fans
home.
he took out a contract and
wrote winner
tkes all
and handed the contract around
twelve champions, and four former
champions, and six alltime greats
signed to have a battle royal, and name
the winner United Worlds Champion
Promoter Bainney Beam subtitld the crown
The Independence World Champion.
#0:45 we
were down to two men. The One Worlds Pride
Worlds Champion RInn Felcco and Succo Kusura
Big Japan's Ultra Worlds Champion.
They out wrestled one another, than
they boxed one another
and at the end Kushura high cross bodied Felcco
and Felcco rolled all the way through
and small packaged Kusura for the victory!
After match celebrations didn't
last long, Gif Guesser, Felcco Partner
stormed the ring
hugged felcco, and clothedlined him
and followed it up with a Big Meany Piledriver.