Long Matts Poems

Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather 
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I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... 
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...

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Most mind boggling mysterious mortal

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
pathway illusory impediments strewn helter
skelter intangible obstructions hinder access
psychological barricades effective impasse

detains, deters, detours manhood maturation
manumission manifestation materialization
linkedin, when permanent submission arises
beckoning...

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Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
pathway illusory impediments strewn helter
skelter intangible obstructions hinder access
psychological barricades effective impasse

detains, deters, detours manhood maturation
manumission manifestation materialization
linkedin, when permanent submission arises
beckoning corporeal leaden entity into...

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since maintaining a diet 
of exercise heeding "yo dude" 
(you look like a lady)
the inner fitness maven against 
the temptation of high caloric junk food 

and nightly snack king 
on a flexible fitness routine, 
this...

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In a Van I Drew up to the Carol-singing Abby
Warren, I was to Finley realize my wish to Mary.
Denise met me with a Lacy family Jewel blob.
Heather Matts were strewn on the floors.
Art was on...

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I found you covered all in matts
You ran and jumped into my lap
My love for you came so fast
You said the same with slight glance
I brought you home with me at last
Your heart grew strong,...

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Shimmery “Sheemar” loves gleaming glitter.
It grabs my attention, fashion is energy emitter!

Stilettos, Gladiator, Boots or Ballerina, I need them all for a glorious glide. 
Tik Tok, Tik Tok – they give a lovely stride!

Dungaree, Sheaths,...

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I close my eyes and dream of winters so pretty that even angels sigh at the scene   
cascading snowflakes softly falling, in shapes of doilies and paper ruffle dollies  
Winter hats and...

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When your dog or cat get dirty,
don't get mad, or go brain swirley,
bring them to your favorite groomer,
not later, I'ts better sooner,
they'll know just what to do,
so you don't have to fret,
It's a hard and...

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When your dog or cat get dirty,
don't get mad, or go brain swirley,
bring them to your favorite groomer,
not later, I'ts better sooner,
they'll know just what to do,
so you don't have to fret,
It's a hard and...

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You come back
with your mind
full of treasures.
Today, there was a leaf 
plucked from a tree still coated
in whispers, a shard of sunlight
and a bird call you managed
to extricate from the sticky
strands of a banksia.

Yesterday there...

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