Most Mind Boggling Mysterious Mortal

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky pathway illusory impediments strewn helter skelter intangible obstructions hinder access psychological barricades effective impasse detains, deters, detours manhood maturation manumission manifestation materialization linkedin, when permanent submission arises beckoning corporeal leaden entity into avast eternal realm, where material disintegration promises venerable salvation releasing angst strummed plucked fretful existence denied utmost exploration sequestered soul hermit tickly sealed courtesy custom made NON- GMO supercalifragilous expialidocious airtight, vacuum sealed with trademarked matts scott good housekeeping approval lifetime achievement award maintaining quasi pristine mint like condition afford double (FREE for the taking) full refund if dissatisfied with stutt...tut...tut tearing functionality, yet batteries NOT required and assembly unnecessary, but maximum remaining life usage, asper garden variety mutant requires preservation within sterile bubble, lest exposure to human contact are rouse dormant (latent) propensity breeding biologically pre programmed predilection to propagate species, this despite low libido level, thus Memorial sale steal (actually no expiration coincides with natural longevity) slight depreciation before cessation arises, which I project - little less than half life of ordinary Earthling, whose quixotic, poetic, ecologic, plus conscientious ethos promises greater fulfillment, sans spirit, mind, and body versus being addicted, hypnotized, or tranquilized by latest technologic contraption.