Long Legumes Poems
Long Legumes Poems. Below are the most popular long Legumes by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Legumes poems by poem length and keyword.
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must...
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Categories:
legumes, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Heart Made Hatchet -1
I've never seen a baby so merry as Martha...
They say March newborns are bellwethers for blissful Springs Mary...
Hannah, Haverhill has been a hard place to call home
I'm sorry about Elizabeth's hanging,
Thomas has honored you...
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Categories:
legumes, america,
Form:
Epic
Food for the Soul
FOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!
Food, is it when the of a Man is inserted into the of a Woman, with the moist release from the longing loins of the Bodies, aching to...
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Categories:
legumes, analogy, confusion, deep, fantasy, feelings, introspection, lost,
Form:
Free verse
My Birth Place
Cape Comorin (Kanyakumari) of Tamil Nadu,
Might be copious of the core concept called Xanadu;
Indian Ocean, Bay of Bengal, Arabian Sea,
Amalgamate and mingle here, like mermaids, full of glee...!
Treasures of silver, gold, and gemstones...
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Categories:
legumes, culture, life, nature, people, places,
Form:
Rhyme
Not so Glorious French Cuisine
The Not so Glorious French Cuisine
The French are fond of foods most Americans
would freak out on, and they’re not bargains.
Let’s start with the least freakish: rabbit (lapin) –
farm raised and bathed in a Dijon...
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Categories:
legumes, food,
Form:
Free verse
Menudo Breakfast of Champions
This is my story about Menudo, and not the boy band Menudo
Mexican Menudo soup, known as the breakfast of champions
It’s what borracho’s, and Ricky Martin and all el mundo saludo
Chili mix, cilantro and lemon or...
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Categories:
legumes, family, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Pregnancy Tips For the Food To Be Eaten During Pregnancy
Pregnancy is the time when the mother’s body needs extra nutrients, vitamins, and minerals. Lack of proper diet might affect the baby’s growth. Also, it might increase the risk of pregnancy complications. The body needs...
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Categories:
legumes, 10th grade,
Form:
Classicism
Stinky Pete Cooper - Poop
My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated
For two weeks he has been constipated
Then, in Poetry Soup
I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!"
His laxative had been activated!
He eats spicy food and lot of legumes
Where he shows up, a...
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Categories:
legumes, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Jif Is a Terrorist! Skippy Was Only a Patsy!
-In 2008, a massive recall of peanuts thought to be contaminated with bacteria occured. Not
very many people became ill, and only twenty percent of those that did were hospitalized.
Only a handful died. It...
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Categories:
legumes, health
Form:
Free verse
Abcedarian To Start My Engines
astronomical anatomical atoms
buying brilliant blubbery bimbo blobs
collecting claustrophobic colorized clandescently clams
depicting deplorable dependable depraved dendrites
enticing and enlisting energetic enthusiastic enigmas
finally fueling fussy frisky flatulence, forming fleece finders
giving gluttonous glorious gargoyles grinning grace
holding heavy-handed hospital heathens
Ignoring...
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Categories:
legumes, word play,
Form:
Abecedarian
My Father Land
MY FATHER LAND
My father land
A fertile land
Of pastures and grains
Legumes and wealthy trees
Oh, my father land
Rich farmlands but
Once upon a time
Then, the kings owned some plots
And the chiefs harvested crops
The poor tilled the soil
And...
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Categories:
legumes, celebration,
Form:
ABC
The Peasant Suspense
In his weary hour
The legumes blossom on time;
Out of jocundity in honour
Of the beautiful turf
The drowsy peasant peak.
His weird blistered palm blimey,
His nasty regalia wretched,
He produces plenty and eats small
He produces good...
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Categories:
legumes, anxiety, dedication, farm, holocaust,
Form:
Pastoral
The Shadow Knows Too
Sparring with demons, and dragons and deadheads
It bobs and weaves like a drunken sailor.
Omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient
I'm quite attached to it - joined at the psyche.
Image of an incubus twirling as I do.
Patron Saint of...
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Categories:
legumes, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
Conundrum
Conundrum
This confounding conundrum,
This continuing act of untying the pesky knots of existence,
This conniving, beating whirlwind of ever-swirling stresses,
Again served up on a plate mixed with legumes and angst,
Is taking all of us to the...
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Categories:
legumes, angst, life,
Form:
Free verse
Apron of Love
Tattered from custom
slightly stained
her old apron lay in a corner
...
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Categories:
legumes, childhood, grandmother, memory,
Form:
Free verse
New Me
Two weeks since I began
back on the first of Jan,
my aim, better diet, lose weight,
one more birthday passed
hopefully not my last
so I'm changing before it is too late.
My input of dairy
was really quite scary,
demolishing cheese...
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Categories:
legumes, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Evaluating Limits On Carbs
Very low carb diet is any diet requires less than 50 grams of carbohydrate per day
Eating a healthy diet on this level of carbohydrate restriction is impossible
If you tried
You’d be eliminating too many foods...
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Categories:
legumes, christian, food,
Form:
Light Verse
Kensington
Years of silence I can't recall
Tears I pant on the scrawled wall
Clothes worn in an open cell
Souls torn, drowning in smitten well
Costumes worn by zombies
Moving as mannequins, not gnomes
Legumes not grown as beans or...
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Categories:
legumes, addiction, depression, emotions, environment, health, home, life,
Form:
Verse
So That's Why All the Bad Luck Lately
"Eat poor that day, eat rich the rest of the year.
Rice for riches and peas for peace."
- Southern saying on eating a dish of Hoppin' John on New Year's Day.
The first...
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Categories:
legumes, food, holiday, new year,
Form:
Dodoitsu
My Darling Won'T Have Her Fish Fingers
My darling won’t have her fish fingers,
She sullenly shuns her Big Mac,
She says that she’d rather eat legumes
(It’s some vegetarian crap).
She says she don’t want to eat nuggets,
Though I tell her it’s chicken, not gold
And...
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Categories:
legumes, children, food, humor, planet,
Form:
Rhyme
Some Suspiciously Specious Motherly Advice
Happy National Parents Day (tomorrow, July 24) to all you Poetry Soup moms who are, ever have been, or who would like to be. And with this caveat...be careful what you tell your children. They...
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Categories:
legumes, humor, mom,
Form:
Light Verse
A Special Bond
A SPECIAL BOND
A special bond lies within us,
Me and my father’s bond is harder than the Earth’s outer crust,
Worth than gold,
That is never old,
It shines brighter than the sun,
This bond is filled with fun,
Made from...
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Categories:
legumes, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
The Covenant Store
I dream of a place
Where difference will come
And gather what is needed
Regardless of what's been done
There'll be fruits, vegetables
Legumes and grains
Cleaning products, necessities
And the sacred offering each will bring
....to the altar
No cash register will be...
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Categories:
legumes, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Bon Appetit
Aperitifs and hard spirits,
With canapes and rarebits.
Delicious hors de ouvres,
Accompanied by tangy dips.
Tomato soup with crouton,
And an entree of mouton;
My strawberry red sorbet:
Makes way for my releve.
Bring on the roast,
Not with melba toast;
Poor lentils of...
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Categories:
legumes, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
Harvest Bounty
Harvest Bounty
Season of harvest, horn of plenty;
Tiller of soil reaping the fields:
Grains and legumes, hay and vegetables,
Fruits and plants, and gourd family genuses;
Filling silos, barns, pantries, and cellars.
Grapes abound, on vines climbing trellises,
And plump, red...
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Categories:
legumes, autumn, farm, thanks, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Idyll (Idyl)