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Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...

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Categories: lav, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-
"Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven?
lavatory
bathroom
facilities
urinal
privy
latrine
outhouse
WC
water closet
public...

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Categories: lav, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, caregiving, confusion, devotion, god,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Squire
Squire - a recollection of war
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away from the day that changed me
Seven years into my new...

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Categories: lav, animal, anxiety, beautiful, care, conflict, fear, friendship,
Form: Free verse
Squire the Service Dog
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away from the day that changed me
Seven years into my new life
We were on a routine...

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Categories: lav, freedom,
Form: Epic
A Drug Too Deep This Love
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI-ANDRESS (KAL-EL-3000)
(To Renata, Loni, Sabrina & 'Lil Matilda, 'The' ELs!)



[ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYON, Track No. 11 (for all, or as optioned)]

WITH ONLY...ANIMALS...AS MY FRIENDS...I'M GOOD AS...DEAD!
IN THE...

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© Thomas Hsi  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lav, age, angel, anger, drug,
Form: Ballad



The Seat By the Toilet
The Seat by the Toilet - Rob Barratt(rbarratt@cooptel.net)
Yes, the seat by the toilet’s
The best by a mile; it’s
The only seat in which to sit
In the seat by the loo 
You’ve a wonderful view 
Of the...

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Categories: lav, funny
Form: Verse
Premium Member Throne Groan
Ha ha ha - I am sat on the loo waiting to pass
Whilst reading the funnies I need more gas
Peoples humour is right up my street
Making us giggle is really quite neat 
We need the...

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Categories: lav, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Couplet
Those Pint Glass Bottomed Spectacles
Those pint glass bottomed spectacles
are staring up at me
as you gurgle down another beer
and burp and boff with glee.

Gone are your inhibitions
your humanity and pride,
you're acting like an animal
now that alcohol's inside.

You're acting kind of...

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Categories: lav, confusion, dedication, devotion, education, family, health, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In Flagrante Delicto
[starboard port]

the ocean—an onyx plate predawn—
somnambulant ships preen with a swag of
warning lights

massive hulls: cargo ships, flotillas, tankers,
passenger liners loll; red lights buss
the somber slate of sky—spangled strings of 
bawdy bulbs on the riggings—pole dance
beside...

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Categories: lav, love,
Form: Free verse
The Great Aussie Picnic
The Mozzies are biting, we forgot the Aeroguard
The ants, all the bickies are about to bombard
The twins are fightin’ and actin’ real mean
This family picnic, it’s a real bloody scene
The baby’s cryin’ ‘cause he bashed...

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Categories: lav, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Though He Cannot
He is my happines
my joy
my laughter
my pride
my paradise,
he is my everything.

I love him
though he cannot
i pray that he finds the 
love of his heart
sumeone who loves and 
adores him
as much as i do
sumeone who wil...

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Categories: lav, absence
Form: Blank verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things