Lost Keys
I seem to have misplaced my keys
Could you help me find them please?
They’re not in the house, not in the car
I’ve even looked in my guitar
It’s as if they’ve gone, in a big black hole
No, I don’t do parties where they go in a bowl.
Would they, could they be with the remote?
Nope just bloody found that in my coat.
I’ve retrieved socks and toys, some hair ties too,
I think I’m desperate, now my hands in the loo
Maybe they might be, inside the cat
Two ticks with a knife we’ll soon check that.
I’ve just found my credit card, under the bed
What was the wifes bra doing out in the shed?
I must be suffering, from some mental block
Oh what a dork I am, there they are in the lock
Right I’m running late, time to leave home
Now, just where did I, leave my phone?
Copyright © Mark Woods | Year Posted 2015
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