Mark Woods Poet Rhyme

Lost Keys

I seem to have misplaced my keys
Could you help me find them please?

They’re not in the house, not in the car
I’ve even looked in my guitar 

It’s as if they’ve gone, in a big black hole
No, I don’t do parties where they go in a bowl.

Would they, could they be with the remote?
Nope just bloody found that in my coat.

I’ve retrieved socks and toys, some hair ties too,
I think I’m desperate, now my hands in the loo

Maybe they might be, inside the cat
Two ticks with a knife we’ll soon check that.

I’ve just found my credit card, under the bed
What was the wifes bra doing out in the shed?

I must be suffering, from some mental block
Oh what a dork I am, there they are in the lock

Right I’m running late, time to leave home
Now, just where did I, leave my phone?

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Vladislav Raven January 4, 2016 at 4:31 PM Hi Mark, firstly, this write was very entertaining and it gave me a good laugh. Most people can relate to this Mark. Myself, i usually find that what i was looking for was right in front of me in the first place. What can i say? Enjoyed this read very much....Vladislav. A seven for this one Mark....Vladislav. Mark Woods January 4, 2016 at 4:53 PM If you happen to be going through my poems I will warn you that my creative genius has a wee bit to be desired! Some are good others not so, I mix up between serious, fun, philosophical and commentary. You might not always get a laugh. Cheers mate I appreciate the comment kind sir. ; )

Neil Kruger October 10, 2015 at 8:13 AM Hahaha this is by far the funniest poem I've read. I wonder how many of us have suffered from this? Mark Woods October 10, 2015 at 6:17 PM I bet we all can relate to this in some way or form, and it is so damn annoying.... Cheers for sharing your response.

Angie Thomas October 10, 2015 at 2:26 AM OMG!! Its funny and entertaining from the start to the end. This poem brought a smile to my face. Thank you. :) Mark Woods October 10, 2015 at 6:15 PM I'm genuinely pleased you got some fun from this! I couldn't ask for anything else.

Frank Black Blacharczyk October 9, 2015 at 2:42 PM Well written you certainly had my attention reading the poem. Your words definitely had a sense of urgency. About your wife's bra in the shed? Any news? Mark Woods October 9, 2015 at 2:56 PM They're similar to a spinnaker, They must have been caught in a warm breeze ; )

CayCay Godwin September 25, 2015 at 11:52 AM This is beyond clever. I laughed out loud. Very good and so relative to daily life ... CayCay Mark Woods September 25, 2015 at 6:13 PM Haven't you been there? I go through phases where my musings take me to irrelevant/irreverent places. Good to laugh at ones self sometimes

Ivor Davies August 9, 2015 at 5:01 PM Can't remember what I was going to say about this one.....but certainly rings a bell.....Ivor

Jan Allison July 18, 2015 at 9:25 AM Great imagery in this humourous write - this made me laugh out loud Mark:-) Hugs Jan xx