Pee Is For Prostate

Pee is certainly for prostrate
As my bladder keeps busting a move
Where the places I go, first thing I want to know
Kindly where is the loo

As the older I get, the more that I fret 
I'll never make it in time
With my back to the wall as nature calls
Informing me I best get in line

Every place that I go hoping the river flows
But most of the time it's only a stream 
Where I find that I stand in front of a dam
Keeping me from my goal to pee

With the constant urge for all that I'm worth
A prime candidate for adult diapers
The older I get the more of a mess
I just hope I die before they hire a wiper 

With the daily chore going from door to door
Finding relief whatever it takes
I'm reminded again every time I'm in the can
Pee is certainly for prostrate

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 12/2/2017 7:09:00 PM
I don't want to ever go to a nursing home where they wipe your butt either! Interesting serious yet witty write Mike!~Che :)
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Date: 12/2/2017 6:37:00 PM
Bravo for tackling this subject with humour Mike but men should be aware that problems with peeing could be prostate cancer not just old age:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/2/2017 7:45:00 AM
Mike, I can relate, thanks for the chuckle. John
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Date: 12/2/2017 7:33:00 AM
- I remember back when I educate as a nurse ... one of my classmates said, when we learned about prostate - She sighed loudly and said: - "Finally, a disease that is only for men" :) - There is no shame to talk about, Mike - Well written - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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