Pee Is For Prostate

Pee is certainly for prostrate As my bladder keeps busting a move Where the places I go, first thing I want to know Kindly where is the loo As the older I get, the more that I fret I'll never make it in time With my back to the wall as nature calls Informing me I best get in line Every place that I go hoping the river flows But most of the time it's only a stream Where I find that I stand in front of a dam Keeping me from my goal to pee With the constant urge for all that I'm worth A prime candidate for adult diapers The older I get the more of a mess I just hope I die before they hire a wiper With the daily chore going from door to door Finding relief whatever it takes I'm reminded again every time I'm in the can Pee is certainly for prostrate