A Day In the Life of Lewis

Another tough day in the life Of a dog like me can’t you see My humans are ill-trained So waking them requires several techniques Laying on their heads to get them up Or pulling the covers off works most days Then I take them out for a walk This is annoying as I often have to go pee They eat more meals a day than I do This requires me to monitor them while they dine Looking up at these beings giving them the evil eye Sometimes guilt’s them into sharing Getting them to play is often a task Pretending to be interested in playing ball tedious When napping I often keep one eye open This ensures they don’t leave without my knowing Upon their returning to my home That I let them share with me I jump up and down trying to look enthusiastic This makes them feel good, so I do it every time Generally speaking I have trained these two well Mostly they behave but every once I have to bark at them I rescued this pair at a shelter So I wasn’t sure what I was getting myself into