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Aye Passively Plead Death To Please Release Me From Agonizing Clutches
(alternately titled: Typical daily mindset today – 
July 17th, 2020)

The following words
mostly unredacted, nevertheless finessed
for curbed poetic/prosaic appeal
lock, stock and barrel
codify, and edify (hoopfully not mortify)
any reader unbeknownst and/or familiar
with unsteady state of yours truly,
(an...

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Categories: ho hum, absence, cheer up, death, fate, grief, hope,
Form: Free verse



Loving My Refurbished Fifteen Inch Mid 2015 Macbook Pro
Loving my refurbished fifteen inch mid 2015 Macbook Pro

A lightning fast machine
purchased three days ago
now comfortably nestling with
said technological wonder,
where outside a cold wind howls
measuring windchill factor of five below
allowing, enabling and providing me
an opportunity...

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Categories: ho hum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
America at a critical political crossroads
America at a critical political crossroads...,

nevertheless hope springs eternal,
especially after listening
to Vice President Kamala Harris
and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz
speak at the The Liacouras Center
1776 North Broad Street,
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19121
on the evening of August sixth,
two thousand...

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Categories: ho hum, abuse, america, angst, august, confidence, grave, november,
Form: Rhyme
Figurative Paralysis Laid Waste Body Electric of Mine
Figurative paralysis laid waste body electric of mine

This is Spinal tap 
bamboozling, binding, bleeding, bombing...
ripped from every dog eared 
and book marked page
recounting latest ill fated fiasco, 
now peppering my life and hard times
causing quite...

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Categories: ho hum, absence, adventure, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety, conflict,
Form: Free verse
Gratitude For Running Water On Tap
Gratitude for running water on tap... 
and heat flowing with a snap

After shaving and showering,
yours truly feels winsome
though morose seeing
unwanted adipose "love handles"
inflating mine abdomen and tum
unanimously decided courtesy quorum
losing washboard stomach
finds me uncomfortably numb,
which...

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Categories: ho hum, 12th grade, america, angel, appreciation, blessing, business,
Form: Rhyme



Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum
Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated 
flashed mobbed by disheveled and unshaven, 
foo fighting beastie boys
whereby their...

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Categories: ho hum, addiction, appreciation, birthday, cool, desire, dream, heaven,
Form: Rhyme
Another Day Another Accursed Blank Screen
Another Day...Another Accursed Blank Screen

Ma wink'n and blink'n
     mind nod yet awake,
     nor insights keen,
asper ho hum usual, this
     (day-glo bull leave
 ...

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Categories: ho hum, 11th grade, art, dream, giving, hilarious, literature,
Form: Lyric
Baptism By Colors
The Christmas lights shine while the temple bells
Toll. The baby lies bloody on the bed- 'delivered'.
Its dusk, a shade of grey dusk but again a dark blue
Around the corner; not a sound did roll nor...

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Categories: ho hum, angst, childhood, daughter, family, fear, introspection, life,
Form: Free verse
Pitching Electioneering, Albeit Democratic Ticket
Pitching electioneering, albeit Democratic ticket...
as 2020 presidential election nearing
pleading joshing, and endearing...

The choice for commander in chief dum...
dum... dum... dum..
will winnow down, thus
political prognosticator pundits
no longer remain mum
between Donald John Trump,
whose second term win,
would find...

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Categories: ho hum, 12th grade, america, grave, humorous, november, political,
Form: Political Verse
Strikingly Crafty Logomaniac Presents
Strikingly crafty logomaniac presents...
what else... his trademark blatherskite!

While sprawled comfortably
numb upon davenport
Iowa daily dose of poetic mishmash,
thus yours truly couches, kneads, sports...
his imponderable matted
swiftly styled balderdash
noah intent to kindle
potential ark enemy, nor abash

please pardon your
garden...

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Categories: ho hum, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty, creation, humorous,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Only When Yours Truly Busies Himself
Only when yours truly busies himself...

Feigning to emulate NON GMO
garden variety English major oh just so
ho-hum, this ousted son and cingular bro
biological byproduct of papa's yoyo

after mama taut Peppy how to grow
big and become vein,...

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Categories: ho hum, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form: Personification
Premium Member JD Vance Rants Collab
In 2015…
           —In DMs, he wondered whether Trump “Is America’s Hitler”
 
In 2016…
—“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. 
...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ho hum, analogy, character, political, usa,
Form: Monoku
Alive Wreath Hardy Laurels
Nope!, this aint a
     (non) commercial
     Christmas plug for ye,
nonetheless, a greeting
     of joie de
     vivre buttressed with
 ...

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Categories: ho hum, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, father
Form: Ode
I Remember that Farewell Night
Listless waited the farewell cake on plate, 
And all the rest, nigh too eager to leave 
On uttering polite words that came late, 
I recall that custom-built tedious eve
Called a send-off to balding me to...

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Categories: ho hum, farewell, remember,
Form: Quintain (English)
FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011
written twelve years ago
when yours truly about two score 
and twelve years old,
and fishy financial fiasco
about twenty six weeks
before being scalloped
courtesy villainous fraudster
otherwise known as scam artists,
blithely, glibly, and pliantly
fleeced with shear trickery
my coveted nest...

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Categories: ho hum, 7th grade, 9th grade, america, angel, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Part One Narrating Snapping Crackling, and Popping Trembling Underfoot
Part one narrating snapping crackling, and popping trembling underfoot...,
which ushered poetic reverberations across the universe

A snippet of careering and careening
nocturnal cerebral manifestations
attributed to strong medicament
creating soundless clangorous din
ofttimes diabolical dreams
severely disrupt mine ability
to function throughout...

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Categories: ho hum, abuse, adventure, allegory, anger, anxiety, baptism, confusion,
Form: Free verse
An Accursed Abominable Deadly Epidemic
(alternately titled random axe of violence)

I calculated an average 
of ~10.16.... deaths per year 
of mass school shootings since Columbine, 
a morbid benchmark where,

iGen / Gen Z 1995 - 2012 bore significant hit,
now students require...

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Categories: ho hum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 9th grade, anger,
Form: Free verse
Killing Time While Homebound Until
'Killing" time while homebound until...,
a cure gets distilled and/ or found
for pandemic, thus... I expound.

(Yupper - courtesy coronavirus CORVID-19),
how ja guess my good smear it in friend?! -
within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania
toyed with thought to withhold...

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Categories: ho hum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Too Damn Old
I was here when television wasn’t…
Movies in color were still a new thing
Cars were mostly black

I was here when jet planes weren’t…
Telephones were bulky and hung from the wall
Most every town had a railroad track

I...

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Categories: ho hum, age, change,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Mr Player Comes Calling
MR. PLAYER COMES CALLING

Playful monkeys on trunks of gold.
Banana like branches, like hammocks.
“My friends and family dynamics…
Oh, the fun of the life I pleasantly hold!”

Jealous of a competing tree…so calm.
So busy at her task, sun...

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Categories: ho hum, animal, confidence, humor, wisdom,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Xmas Tide
Xmas tide, 
a time for familial gatherings,
The golden chain of friendship 
…and companions
Sweet on each other,
parading arm in arm
Together to share a feast and gift giving

...Nativity scenes, red, gold, green
bells ringing
Garlands, wreaths, and holly
Holiday romance...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ho hum, character, christmas, lonely, longing, lust,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member The Medusa's At the Hair Salon
Mr. and Mrs. Medusa
Put their huge hats on their heads
To constrain their hair that always
Looks like they just got out of bed 

They drove off to the hair salon
Even though they remembered
That when her mom...

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Categories: ho hum, fun, hair, mythology,
Form: Rhyme
Snake Chess
The night was dark an stormy,
The Billy goat went blind,
It flew into a barbed wire fence
 and  tore its never mind, {anonomous?}

Ole Don he drove the A model Ford,
At least it was a ute…{utility/pickup}
He...

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Categories: ho hum, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member One Birthday
Birthdays will come, ...We can't make them go
Some filled with excitement, some simply ho-hum
Others we dread, because they remind us
Of the swiftness of years, that are falling behind us

It marks off the years, and the...

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Categories: ho hum, birthday, me,
Form: Narrative
An Escapist Man Dreams
Think of a place on Earth’s long frozen pole 
Where polar seas don a crisp snow-white dress,
What if a warm sea roars— man’s karmic dole 
In place where there was frosty wilderness! 

If icy soils...

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Categories: ho hum, dream, environment, men, satire,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things