Long Guano Poems
Long Guano Poems. Below are the most popular long Guano by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Guano poems by poem length and keyword.
Monoku Monday - Nov 2020
"Election Edition" posted 1 Nov 2020
politicians: like diapers, need frequent changing (for the same reason)
debates are like steer horns a couple points with lots...
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Categories:
guano, political,
Form:
Monoku
Monoku Monday - Mar 2021
"Holy Humor" Posted 1 Mar 2021
if you need an ark to save two of each animal i Noah guy
creating Eve was the first known example ...
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guano, humor,
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Monoku
Monoku Monday - June 2021
"Give Me Your Tired" posted 7 Jun 2021
i'd join the morning person's club except their meetings start before noon
early to bed, early to rise makes...
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Categories:
guano, humor,
Form:
Monoku
Pet-Sit Panics
***Crazy Menagerie***
I definitely bit off more than I could chew,
when I came a-running to my friend's rescue
He said it was no big deal, a real snooze actually
to just please, please look after his cutie menagerie
He...
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Categories:
guano, adventure, animals, funnycat, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Adventures of Enea, Part 9 of 13
Points Above and Below the Line
(Enea Canonises Catherine of Siena)
It's not a thing we go for any more,
that hierarchy malarkey, but in fact
the medieval mind set mega store
by stairs and ladders. All...
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Categories:
guano,
Form:
Quatrain
From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - the Ruins of the Ancien Regime
Farewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.
He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss of bosses,
As every week, balances grew bleak:
He weighed merits and...
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Categories:
guano, absence, allegory, analogy, animal, bird, boat, fishing,
Form:
Ballad
Stool Matters--
STOOL MATTERS--
O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!!
Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement,
specially that of common domestic
farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer
Solid matter discharged alimentary canal
Protective covering
~
Excrement, especially that of common domestic...
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Categories:
guano, adventure, analogy, anxiety, engagement, fate,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Monument To the Old Me
Lurking amongst shabby, impenetrable, undergrowth,
cloistered effigy is sheltered from casual view,
languishing, neglected, forgotten... but content.
No longer possessing a name; no longer serving a purpose;
whatever inscription once etched thereupon is
long-since faded, lost to the whimsical wisps...
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Categories:
guano, analogy, art, character, growth, introspection, metaphor,
Form:
Personification
Spelunker
Adventures in the underground ...
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Categories:
guano, adventure, funny, nature, places, sports,
Form:
Couplet
Sylvia's Surrender
Well Everyone, My Arch Nemesis Sylvia Has Blocked Me,
so I in return have done the same with she.
As my good friend Amy said, "Let her wallow in her own guano."
Now that makes...
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Categories:
guano, slam, computer, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Sea Cave's Lee
All words and wonder, wobbling copper green
Foam and guano floating
In the sea cave’s lee
A flock of gannets raucous on a rocky pile
And the ever-growing echo as the men came by
Climbed from the boat
And...
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Categories:
guano, adventure, dream, love, magic, romance, sea, water,
Form:
Free verse
Reformulation of sin
Reformulation of sin
Homeocentrism combatant
Sociopathy redefinition
Is for Intellect palatable
Apparently imposure of sin
Kills source collective the bias
Care you don't have to bear
Of neither the sides of compliance
Rules parts of humans invent
May not valid be for...
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Categories:
guano, encouraging, kid, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
Deadicated Verse To Jan Allison At the Dung Diners Club
AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB-
Dung beetles them there beetles ;
That feed on feces;
Some species of dung beetles;
Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species;
Can bury dung 250 times their own mass;
In...
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Categories:
guano, analogy, appreciation, food, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
Potholes
11/22/16
Got to get that cheese pronto
Those that talked guano
Got hit with an uppercut combo
mano a mano
I had a dog named Bronco
And landlords named Helga and Poncho
Knew this lady that lived in a condo
And worked at...
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Categories:
guano, poetry, rap, word play, words, work, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Sonnet To Carlsbad Caverns
Antibacchic Meter
Deep cave, stalactites, stalagmites adorn thy black hollows where
flowstone with cave made gems lie like pearls placed by far sea oysters.
White colored calcite runs grace thy walls, limestone tubes yea show here.
You seem sphere...
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Categories:
guano, nature,
Form:
Sonnet
A Magnificent Place
Earth is a magnificent place,
a blue marble spinning in space.
It hosts stretches of ice and snow,
jungles, forests, mountains, grasslands,
oxbow rivers and burning sands.
Along with rain, wind, hail, and snow
Earth has glaciers, rivers of ice,
that cap...
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Categories:
guano, 9th grade, earth, humanity, image, imagery, nature,
Form:
Verse
Morning Reading
Reading fridge magnets; surprised how interesting,
the world is when stamped into rubber decals.
Rome, Ankara, both Buda and Pest.
Watching a colorful rolling diorama,
pictographs tumbling over a flat white-scape.
Images recalling airport loudspeakers,
beeping taxi cabs and swaying camels.
I...
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Categories:
guano, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Tear It Apart
Go on break its heart, don't be shy, ask it why
was it said in that way and not another?
Or maybe why the hell you even said that anyway?
A poem enters a boxing ring
gets beaten up,...
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Categories:
guano, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Feeding Frenzy
The brighter colors are the first to go
as everything first fades to shades of grey
then eventually, to black or white.
Valid reasons come down to yes or no
then questioning to whom it is I pray;
while saying...
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Categories:
guano, war,
Form:
Rhyme
The Flies and the Bees
The Flies and the Bees
The sun has risen and set; another season has been resolved
and many acts of aggression that might never be absolved
No podium will be awarded for the deletion of kick the can
Unfortunately,...
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Categories:
guano, analogy,
Form:
Rhyme
Have Some Delicious Dip
Come have some delicious guano dip the new neighbor said.
Inviting us to her lavish table, outside by the shed.
We were reluctant knowing what guano is.
Fluffy green dip was set up by chips and pop fizz.
It’s...
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Categories:
guano, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
A Hundred Pounds of Cotton
Picked a hundred pounds of cotton
Five days a week
Picked a hundred pounds of cotton
In an old guano sack
Picked a hundred pounds of cotton
Till we heard glimmers speak
Picked a hundred pounds of cotton
To keep our leaning...
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Categories:
guano, black african american, faith, family, history, inspirational,
Form:
Rhyme
Worm
In dark rock-cleft with guano splats,
There dangle many thousand bats.
A lowly worm evolves therein
And in bat flesh begins thriving.
Now man arrives for bats to eat,
For hungry poor, some tasty meat.
And so our worm transfers to...
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Categories:
guano, animal, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Possessive Perspectives
being number one
wiggles underneath the rock
a spade descends
being number two
hides behind the rock
a foot falls
being number three
lays on top of the flat rock
skin to stone
being number four
perches atop the rock
shells crack
being number six
flies over ...
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Categories:
guano, life, perspective,
Form:
Senryu
The Leaf Has Fallen
THE LEAF HAS FALLEN
From its highest beauty place,
The sunrise and the sunset, nothing was missing,
Light rains, warm airs, indeed there was no gales,
How did you fall?
From being cured,
The love and the joy, fighting not,
Time, space,...
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Categories:
guano, heartbroken, lost love,
Form:
Sonnet