Have Some Delicious Dip

Come have some delicious guano dip the new neighbor said. Inviting us to her lavish table, outside by the shed. We were reluctant knowing what guano is. Fluffy green dip was set up by chips and pop fizz. It’s guacamole dip! With relief I said. Neighbor grinned. Let’s get your family fed! My snooty children would not try it because they thought… I was bat and seabird excrement as they ought. It’s delicious! I said, dipping my chip in so thick. “MOM!” Said my daughter with disdain. “You really are sick!” Their preconceived notions closed them up to the notion. Of devouring this wonderful dip on this day by the ocean. Ah, I said, as I munched terrific salty chips by the sea. They can be prissy. There is more guacamole dip for me!