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A Funny Skunk Poem For Kids

Scotty the Skunk was sitting in class,
when his English teacher gave her students,
a poetry task. 
      Write a poem for me, on the subject
of who you would rather be.
 ...

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Categories: funny kids, animal, humorous, kid, , 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Oh My, Aren'T Kids Funny Funny Kids Contest

Funny Kids Contest
Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup

Once there was a funny girl,
She painted all her walls bright pink,
Then one day she woke up,
And the pink turned into purple ink.

She said, “mommy, what happened?
I miss my bright...

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Categories: funny kids, animal, children, cute love, kids, funny, silly,
Form: Rhyme

A Funny Kids Fort

There once was a playful little boy his imagination 'Oh' how it would soar
  dreaming of nights of dragons and forts becoming the warlord of his blankets
  and cardboard.

  On a weekend...

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Categories: funny kids, child, creation, funny, happy, imagination, youth,
Form: Free verse

Funny Kids Moral's Dilemma

The Crow and the Pitcher what is the moral of this story                       ...

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Categories: funny kids, children, kids, funny, humor, philosophy, teacher, wisdom,
Form: Free verse

Remember When We Were Funny Kids

Remember when we were kids, we use to laugh out loud ?
We use to stay awake for days, jumping and running..
Breaking the limits of sound....

Remember when we had a fight for the very first time...

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Categories: funny kids, childhood, fun, funny, kid, life,
Form: Free verse

Funny Kids Love Lucy

Funny Kids Love Lucy

A few inches pup lay comfortably in
In my tiny daughter's palm
Wooly and cuddled a sweet polka dot
A  gift from my sister with so much of awe
A string round her neck embossed...

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Categories: funny kids, best friend, dog, children, girl, happiness, school,
Form: Light Verse

Some Kids Are Funny

Life without children takes away every joy,
some kids are funny, others are really mean;
the ones who make you laugh more aren't lean:
they are the chubby ones that love sweet candy! 

Ask them which Holidays they...

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Categories: funny kids, children, funny, joy, love,
Form: Rhyme

Do I Look Funny, Kids- For Contest

I dreamt I took myself to bits
just like you would an Airfix kit
I know that sounds quite rash of me
but I know my biology.
I took my brain from out my head
and put my bowels in...

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Categories: funny kids, body, humor,
Form: Couplet

Kids Funny Sense of Hearing

The kids at play appear distracted,
Remote control is used to aim
As they engage in stellar warfare
They’re concentrating on their game.

My wife and I talk in a whisper
There’s adult business to discuss
Not meant for ears of...

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Categories: funny kids, children, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Funny Kids Poem Contest

FUNNY KIDS POEM CONTEST

The poem must be funny 

Better than the rest

If your a chicken, just write from your nest

The poem must be clean, no dirt can be found

If your a worm, you could write...

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Categories: funny kids, giggle, humor, humorous, poems, poetry, youth,
Form: Rhyme

Kids Like a Funny Ninette

The
boys are
conversing
about a missing
cat that prompted them
to exchange some
thoughts on how
to find
such

John
tells Paul
that maybe 
on the next day 
it will just come home 
he consciously 
acted like  
a lulled
Paul

“Look,
he’s lost,
so he can’t”
said Paul,“I’ll help
you...

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Categories: funny kids, cat, kids, funny, pets,
Form: Ninette