Long Fatso Poems
Long Fatso Poems. Below are the most popular long Fatso by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Fatso poems by poem length and keyword.
Creature of Havoc
I lie in bed making up stories
trying to figure reality
like the center of everything
listened to by the radio
i strategise with my garbage
somehow the riddles of song are there to save me
the...
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Categories:
fatso, confusion, imagination, introspection, music, visionary, me, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Private Slocum Gets a Scare
Private Slocum Gets a Scare
By Elton Camp
It was the day of the big parade.
Private Slocum felt he had it made.
He had an easy job that seemed cool.
Answer the phone at the motor pool.
It was most...
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Categories:
fatso, funnyvoice, voice,
Form:
Rhyme
Six Wives of Henry
Bessie Blount, lady-in-waiting, gave him a bastard son.
Catherine was first true wife, who birthed his daughter.
Anne Boleyn, lady-in-waiting, caused king to divorce.
The king wants what he wants, a legitimate son.
Henry the 8th
what a treat
ain’t he...
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Categories:
fatso, angst, women,
Form:
Free verse
Tears
I sit here alone in my room
Crying…
Crying away the pain
The pain that I’ve had inside for years
Every day of my life
Someone says something and again
I feel like crying
For the past four years
There hasn’t been a...
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Categories:
fatso, childhood, family, life, sad, pain, me,
Form:
Free verse
Your Children Are Listening
It is never fun to be the new kid.
If you are exude too much fun, you are labelled weird.
If you get excited and loud, the others say you are “pushy”.
You dress differently? You are strange,...
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Categories:
fatso, abuse, feelings, racism,
Form:
Free verse
Wait
When will it stop?
Now, later maybe never
I sit and wait for that day
When I leave then maybe
Maybe then, I won’t be here to hear it
I cant wait till that very day
That I don’t have to...
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Categories:
fatso, childhood, confusion, family, life, mother, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Fatso
FATSO
We all look in the mirror just don't bend over
It's the over the shoulder boulder holder
Richard Simmons screams put down that cup of coffee
Then sit in traffic while eating your bag of...
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Categories:
fatso, bangla, beach, beautiful, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
Integrity
Integrity
I suppose you think it’s all worthwhile,
To crawl to the rich, if that’s your style,
To swing your vote, left, right and center,
On a whim, just hit enter.
Just a touch of bile, don’t bleat.
If you were...
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Categories:
fatso, adventure, integrity,
Form:
Ballad
Wild Turkey
In November I'll keep a low profile
Humans kill my kind so I must use guile
If I gobble to a mate
I'll be on a dinner plate
I detest living this muted lifestyle
I am a North American Wild...
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Categories:
fatso, thanksgiving, tribute,
Form:
Personification
Brainwashing
Brainwashing
Brainwashing is a flowing,
right there on your TV,
Oh they sell life insurance to 20 year old’s,
or guys like you an me,
Brainwashing sure is flowing,
and the lies won’t let you be,
And they...
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Categories:
fatso, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Hate Them Love Handles
I am small
and gaining WEIGHT
from the chips that I had ATE
Just around the BEND(I can barely do that,FRIEND)
Gut around the MIDDLE while my nephew tells a RIDDLE
Exploding sudden GAS ,it came from my...
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Categories:
fatso, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Gone Bad
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse.
That fatso stole everything that I had.
I was shocked because Santa went bad.
All...
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Categories:
fatso, christmas, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Traffic Stop
The Traffic Stop
By Elton Camp
Dewey was late in his doughnut truck
While speeding, why what the luck
He saw the flashing of a blue light
And a siren—such a scary sight
Dewey pulled to the shoulder to wait
Up walked...
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Categories:
fatso, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
I Saved Christmas
When Santa Claus came down my chimney, I thought he was a robber.
I grabbed my baseball bat and old Saint Nick got clobbered.
Santa had some compound fractures and he kept saying ouch.
I made his deliveries...
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Categories:
fatso, funny, holiday, on writing and words, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Fatso Cops It Sweet
Fatso
Greedy fatso, super rich,
Fat miners and some lunatics,
Tumor on brain seems to be,
Another treasure a certainty,
Are you following this pitch,
He he…
Imported workers, paid $1000 less,
A week for their distress,
To take the wage of Aussies sweet,
Like...
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Categories:
fatso, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
So That's What It's Called
So That’s What It’s Called
By Elton Camp
The English language continues to grow
Now there’s one for when pants overflow
“Muffin top” has become a new addition
To describe a most deplorable condition
Really, I never could understand the way
Folks...
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Categories:
fatso, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Never Sit on a Cat
The little old man was so blooming fat
That he couldn’t even see where he sat
But once he sat down
His ear to...
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Categories:
fatso, animal, cry, food, sad,
Form:
Limerick