Never Sit on a Cat

  The little old man was so blooming fat
  That he couldn’t even see where he sat
     But once he sat down
     His ear to the ground
  He heard a growl ~ from a hungry bobcat



  __________________________________
  Dear Readers, if there are any: Don't you 
  dare laugh at this. I intended it to be very
  sad. My 'categories,' you may have noticed,
  are 'Animal, 'Cry,' 'Food,' and 'Sad.' So, let 
  us now grieve together for this poor fatso...
  who, by the way, is me. LOL. Cheers, gw

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Date: 2/29/2024 8:09:00 PM
Sorry Gershon ,I was holding it together till your cautionary remark at the end.
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:30:00 PM
A limerick with good advice is worth remembering; in both the cat and the fat.
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Date: 2/29/2024 5:44:00 PM
Lol,I can see this scenario, kelli
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:37:00 PM
OK. Glad your vision is in tip-top shape, Kelli!
Date: 2/29/2024 5:22:00 PM
Hilarious, my friend. Sorry, I tried not to laugh.
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:45:00 PM
How dare you laugh, Jerry? This entire poem is fraudu-lent. LOL, Gershon
Date: 2/29/2024 3:12:00 PM
Smiling…..poor kitty. Great limerick. Hugs
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/29/2024 6:47:00 PM
Pity the poor cat, which never smelled a rat. Thanks, Cecilia. ~ Gershon
Date: 2/29/2024 6:46:00 AM
What a fun/creative Limerick Cat write. Guess you have cat claws on your rear. Hahaha!!! Never sit on a Cat/Bobcat. Guess you found this out the hard way... "Good Luck" if for a contest. Have a fun/great day...............
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/29/2024 6:59:00 PM
Beware then Paula. there's always a first time. lol. ~ Bob, the Cat
Date: 2/29/2024 5:35:00 AM
So this is how he became a “Fat Cat” I hope Bob the cat was not too vicious.
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Date: 2/28/2024 9:00:00 PM
That's a cute limerick. I hope the cat is o.k.
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