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Never Sit on a Cat

The little old man was so blooming fat That he couldn’t even see where he sat But once he sat down His ear to the ground He heard a growl ~ from a hungry bobcat __________________________________ Dear Readers, if there are any: Don't you dare laugh at this. I intended it to be very sad. My 'categories,' you may have noticed, are 'Animal, 'Cry,' 'Food,' and 'Sad.' So, let us now grieve together for this poor fatso... who, by the way, is me. LOL. Cheers, gw

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Date: 2/29/2024 8:09:00 PM
Sorry Gershon ,I was holding it together till your cautionary remark at the end.
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:30:00 PM
A limerick with good advice is worth remembering; in both the cat and the fat.
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Date: 2/29/2024 5:44:00 PM
Lol,I can see this scenario, kelli
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:37:00 PM
OK. Glad your vision is in tip-top shape, Kelli!
Date: 2/29/2024 5:22:00 PM
Hilarious, my friend. Sorry, I tried not to laugh.
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:45:00 PM
How dare you laugh, Jerry? This entire poem is fraudu-lent. LOL, Gershon
Date: 2/29/2024 3:12:00 PM
Smiling…..poor kitty. Great limerick. Hugs
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:47:00 PM
Pity the poor cat, which never smelled a rat. Thanks, Cecilia. ~ Gershon
Date: 2/29/2024 6:46:00 AM
What a fun/creative Limerick Cat write. Guess you have cat claws on your rear. Hahaha!!! Never sit on a Cat/Bobcat. Guess you found this out the hard way... "Good Luck" if for a contest. Have a fun/great day...............
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Date: 2/29/2024 6:59:00 PM
Beware then Paula. there's always a first time. lol. ~ Bob, the Cat
Date: 2/29/2024 5:35:00 AM
So this is how he became a “Fat Cat” I hope Bob the cat was not too vicious.
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Date: 2/29/2024 5:25:00 AM
sat on a bobcat?!* Oh my! Love the wit associated with your 'categories.' Grieving as I write :-)
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Date: 2/29/2024 7:00:00 PM
Please keep your grief under control, Sara. Don't want to remove the smile from your face. Cheers, gw
Date: 2/28/2024 9:00:00 PM
That's a cute limerick. I hope the cat is o.k.
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