Never Sit on a Cat

  The little old man was so blooming fat
  That he couldn’t even see where he sat
     But once he sat down
     His ear to the ground
  He heard a growl ~ from a hungry bobcat



  __________________________________
  Dear Readers, if there are any: Don't you 
  dare laugh at this. I intended it to be very
  sad. My 'categories,' you may have noticed,
  are 'Animal, 'Cry,' 'Food,' and 'Sad.' So, let 
  us now grieve together for this poor fatso...
  who, by the way, is me. LOL. Cheers, gw
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Rhymer Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Sorry Gershon ,I was holding it together till your cautionary remark at the end.
Fisher Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
A limerick with good advice is worth remembering; in both the cat and the fat.
White Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Lol,I can see this scenario, kelli
Wolf Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
OK. Glad your vision is in tip-top shape, Kelli!
Brotherton Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Hilarious, my friend. Sorry, I tried not to laugh.
Wolf Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
How dare you laugh, Jerry? This entire poem is fraudu-lent. LOL, Gershon
Macfarlane Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Smiling…..poor kitty. Great limerick. Hugs
Wolf Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Pity the poor cat, which never smelled a rat. Thanks, Cecilia. ~ Gershon
Goldsmith Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 6:46 AM
What a fun/creative Limerick Cat write. Guess you have cat claws on your rear. Hahaha!!! Never sit on a Cat/Bobcat. Guess you found this out the hard way... "Good Luck" if for a contest. Have a fun/great day...............
Wolf Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Beware then Paula. there's always a first time. lol. ~ Bob, the Cat
Lamoureux Avatar
February 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
So this is how he became a “Fat Cat” I hope Bob the cat was not too vicious.
Greenhough Avatar
February 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
That's a cute limerick. I hope the cat is o.k.
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