I Saved Christmas

When Santa Claus came down my chimney, I thought he was a robber. I grabbed my baseball bat and old Saint Nick got clobbered. Santa had some compound fractures and he kept saying ouch. I made his deliveries while he laid on my couch. I climbed on my roof and got in his sled. When I told the reindeers to fly, Prancer kicked me in the head. I delivered the presents all around the world. Because of me, there were a lot of happy boys and girls. The next year I asked Santa for a new bowling ball because I love to bowl. But when I checked my stocking, I saw that the fatso gave me a block of coal.