Where's Mattie

My real name is Billy, But my friends call me Silly. My girl friend's name is Nellie, and I have a twin brother name Stevie, whose girl friend's name is Shellie Kellie. A week ago, I met this guy name Willie, who has a girl friend name Lillie, who has a twin sister name Callie, who has an older brother name Freddy, whose been dating a girl name Betty. Oh, did I tell you that I may be the one in the group who is the Silliest, but my girl friend Nellie is by far the most Sassiest person I've ever known? And did I tell you Callie's boy friend is Teddy? One day we all decided to hang out at the Beach where we in no time at all met a lady with her Niece. Well, she was surprised to learn of all our Names; how the sound of them were all similar and Strange. We all chuckled when she said her name was Hattie. She then informed us that she has a husband who was out of Town and had a job in the circus as the lead Clown. She then introduced us to her niece whose name was Fannie. Fannie reminded me of my sister Mattie who had to work today. I think I'm the silliest guy in town with the silliest group Around. 091821PSCtest, Fart-tastic, Chantelle Anne Cooke