Long Enema Poems
Long Enema Poems. Below are the most popular long Enema by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Enema poems by poem length and keyword.
Packed Up Pachyderm
You know when I think about it now and what I have to do,
a lot of you folk out there would have a bit of envy too;
you see I'm a 'lacky' for a vet, well...
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Categories:
enema, humorous,
Form:
Epic
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
enema, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
enema, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Wheel On a Stick Part 1
Dos Cabezas Getaway
Coming of age film about Boy Baby Wally found wrapped in a 1943 issue of "Farm Implement" magazine abandoned screaming in a Last Chance gas station toilet on...
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Categories:
enema, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Good Ol' Triple-Six and the Eternal Drive-By - Part 2
- and, anyway, who breaks wind over double-M, a. k. a. Manson,
Marilyn?
I'll give a ride on my razor any day to
The-Second-Prime-of-Nine-to-the-Sixth,
who was around long before CD's, DVD's, MTV, and YOU / MYtube,
spitting out the healing...
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Categories:
enema, hope, inspirational, jesus,
Form:
Free verse
An Eye For An Eye For An Eye
there are some parts of your personality
you must never look at
or Aristotle's logic will pay you a visit
for a 15th century anatomy lesson
an eye for an eye a throat for a throat
gargoyle armies hovering overhead
tongue...
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Categories:
enema, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Not All Women Are Like You, Woman
It has been drawn into attention that you constantly mention my faults. Point one at me and three you'll see point back at the enemy. You're no longer a friend to me; woman! My mind...
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Categories:
enema, boyfriend, girlfriend,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Rebel No Anima No Animus
Archetypes flash straight from a pack of Tarot cards
anti-terror Jing Jang synthesis with neuro-spiritual precision
implants explosive animation from the deep unknown
like a taro rootstock growing wings to fly with found suspension
Stereotactic stereotypes archetypes semi-circling soothing...
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Categories:
enema, men, society, women,
Form:
Free verse
Penile Implant
being treated for fructose spasms
during one of the last movies on Earth
after the great Enema of 2012
when the heaters were on high
the authorities were called in
but his claims were all backed up
by the logic of...
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Categories:
enema, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
' Constructive - Criticism ... ' ( An Oxymoron - For All, But a Few)
‘ Constructive-Criticism … (An Oxymoron, For All But A Few) ’
Constructive-Criticism Is Good, It’s True
But, I’ve Only Seen It Used Properly, By A Few …
‘Cause, One Thing I Know, That I Have Seen
‘Some’ Use Criticism,...
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Categories:
enema, education, introspection, life, on writing and words,
Form:
Light Verse
Encapsulation Versus Elaboration
Encapsulation Versus Elaboration...
Therefore, I opted to
reduce heavy sedation
within unsuspecting reader rabbit
summarization superseded elaboration,
less reason spurring salacious secretion
i.e. a-z expletive epithet, et cetera laced
verbalization crucifixion subsequently,
neither nameless nincompoop (me)
crossing verboten drive,
nor this ditto anonymous
poetic purveyor to...
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Categories:
enema, addiction, appreciation, beauty, confusion, crazy, creation, identity,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Battery Check
Battery Check
I had better say this before it is too late
& I'm doing a battery check
down at the School of the Americas
badda boom mafia rim shot
the old wisdoms are newly or neo-inadequate
all of them...
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Categories:
enema, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Ethel's Remedies
Her name was Ethel....(yes, like the gasoline)
She smelled of menthol...(much like Vick's Vaseline)
A long time neighbor, from down the lane
She was married twice...(or was it thrice?)...
A widowed lady, we knew her well
A bit disgruntled, and...
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Categories:
enema, funny, people
Form:
Rhyme
Oops, It Was An Accident
Oops, It was an Accident
I accidentally let one loose
on a blind date with a guy named Bruce.
We went to the movies on that fateful day
happily carrying our snacks on a tray.
We settled down in our...
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Categories:
enema, anxiety, hilarious, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Beleaguered By Lactose Intolerance
Lower gastrointestinal war civil declared
because sweet tooth (er...rather dentures)
craved absolute zero sum game yoking,
wickedly villainous, x'acting tummy
upsetting Pavlovian salivating, romancing,
quid pro quo woe pea pie us, orthodox,
conventional, nun habit forming (Lie),
mouth watering, lip...
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Categories:
enema, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, death,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
A Good Earthy Tease
I have nothing against
traditional presentations
of poetry –
Though, not for me! –
personally liking a winged start:
...
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Categories:
enema, extended metaphor, humorous, imagination, poetry, spoken word,
Form:
Free verse
Prepare My Heart
Verse 1
A movie taught me my calling
fiction brought angels thru cinema
climax's rise by acts falling
confusion's release thru a spiritual enema
Banging sounds can hurt the ear
its music carousing the purpose of pain
composing strength spawned by your...
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Categories:
enema, music, me, prayer, me,
Form:
Lyric
More Trump Neddling
More Trump Neddling
So I planted the seedling.
Trump's name has such a horrible sound
Every time when he will be around
When he talks each word in his breath
Surely seem to bore you to death
And many lies...
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Categories:
enema, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
It's Time For Your Enema
Eternal Surprise Productions presents
the It's Time For Your Enema show
bringing news of the day coast to coast
reading every offhand inflection
as though it were a rescue beacon
from the constant din of battle
between intensity and superficiality
being close...
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Categories:
enema, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Poem With Poem of Day Potential
Poem with Poem of Day Potential
or Diet Dilemma Another Enema
My poem has much poem of day potential
Including having infinity for its exponential
And many minds must be really ridiculous
That think how awful are all my amaryllis.
Now...
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Categories:
enema, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
No One Will Read Article
No one will Read Article
It had been expressed in another exclusive
About Trump already again being abusive
Towards minority groups taking advantage of
And opposite sex which he sure seems to love.
Some people have purposely proposed
That dear Donald...
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Categories:
enema, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Queen of Prawns
Super-rich are the Devils spawn,
why Nigeria has the Con-Mans FORM,
old habits: Craft, Deceit,
and Pirates cop it sweet,
can't change em tootie suite,
though IN poverty reborn,
NO lesson learned, forlorn,
Gina's seed dilemna thorn, {high...
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Categories:
enema, adventure, universe,
Form:
Ballad
Jan's Brain Scan
Some have said Jan has dung for brains
How rude are those who place disdains
on her poems in the soup
Their words are full of poop
Jan sits upon her throne and reigns
From porcelain commode she rules
Toilet paper...
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Categories:
enema, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sugar Plum Fairies
Christmases come and Christmases go, with them comes the thought
Of all the childhood memories that the passing years have brought
Sugar plum fairies, winged Angels, circling the snow swept skies
Broken heart, tear's and fears, crooked...
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Categories:
enema, allegory
Form:
Couplet
Apprehensive About Expensive and Extensive
Horn Haiku of Course
are apprehensive
paid much and was expensive
damage extensive
words in each sentence
would express much arrogance
needed repentance
what they would have said
my sad poems should be read
so tears can be shed
had a lot of gall
cut tall...
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Categories:
enema, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku