Long Dorks Poems

What's up with all y'all?

I'm awkward and tall

Catch me before I fall

I'm dancing in the Hall of Fame

Shame just came...just came...

Tame me up in God's name

Liar and cheaters aren't tolerated here 

Lick me with your...

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The Hidden Truth

As I look into the mirror I dont even see myself
I see a coward at her BEST hiding from life its self 

As I look into the mirror I dont even have a...

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A magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land!
This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the woods she had her banned!
She hired a hit man to...

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One particularly memorable critic referred to me as a neckbeard in a conversation with a friend this morning. Both of the twats were skinny, pencil-head net-dweebs, the types who frequent cesspools such as reddit.com or...

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Our tribute to the eighteen year old boys who were sent to Viet Nam
Was to be chill, chillin, and chillax’in as a tribute to those soon gone.
We were groov’n, and groovy, beatnik style, but we...

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We’re a rowdy bunch of misfits
No place to call home
But we salute our captain
Who adopted us all
Here in Never, never Land
We strive not to age
The whole world is our playground
All things are our toys

We are...

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All of this pain
I suffered with no gain
leaves me crying at night
for what I didn’t do right.
The people I’ll see
there eye’s become daggers to me,
as they find me out 
and what im about.
A mixed up...

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“CPR is only done to dead people,”
   or, at least, I was taught that
    in an oddly-lit conference room 
at a local EMS center. 
The instructor would’ve had to have...

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*Bump and Grind* 
Jerkin' 
Twerkin' 

*Swing* 
Now Go 
Down Low 

*Moonwalk* 
Jackson's 
Actions 

*Hip Hop Slam* 
Word slap 
Fast rap 

*Pop Stars* 
Scandal 
Vandal 

*One of the Seven Dorks* 
Dopey 
Grope-y 

"Cooking" 
You bake 
My...

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THE INTRODUCTION TO KELP SEAWORTHY
BEGANS WITH THE RE INTRODUCTION
OF THE SOUNDS OF FRUSTRATION
EACH WORD SPEAKS
TO THE NEED OF BRINGING
CREDIBLITY BACK TO
A WORLD WERE
FLINKLE DINKLE DORKS
FLURISH.
PER- DIGGLE
DIFFLE DA- WORPER DOO!
YET THEIS DOGGLE DIFFA'S
ARE SPOKEN OF AS
THEY...

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Keeps it's calm, sitting silent
While the busy morning motions, 
But still it remains defiant
In the progression of the moments. 

The ticking  becomes audible ,
While the sun tops the skyline
The vision for the day becomes...

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Remember when you were little,
Remember your family too,
Whenever there was an argument,
It was mostly a brother and sister fued,

Your parents calling each name in the family,
Until that got yours,
Then you started to laugh,
Thinking they were...

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Growing up playing sports 
I was raised to compete
Confront face to face 
not hide and seek
it’s unsportsmanlike 
to slyly sneak

If you haven’t played sport 
that word may lack meaning 
it teaches you to play fair
not...

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