Long Custard pie Poems

The True Story Of Ariel

You know the story 'bout Ariel
The one that’s on the Disney cereal
Who came to the happy soppy ending
With the prince and herself winding up kissing?

Well, it’s about time you knew the...

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Alber’s Tamale Pie, Australian Meat Pie, Apple Pie, Amish Country Strawberry Pie,  
Bacon Pie, Bean Pie, Boston Cream Pie, Butterfinger Pie, Banana Cream Pie, Blueberry Pie, 
Chicken Pot Pie, Crunchy Carmel Apple Pie, Chocolate...

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If you want to keep 
             your expanding 
              ...

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Each day that I get up and greet the new dawn
Posing at the mirror,first..to see what changes have been going on
My eyes cannot look at what lies before me
55'waist on a 5ft 7 frame
These hands...

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Boast brownies baking
in dirty palm oil bacon fat
Sugar-coated swine vanilla cupcakes;
pineapple upside down snout snacks,
so coconut phone hasty ...
Sound-byte puff pastry

Flour-face teflon pan —  
tart marshmallow mint muffin
Silver tongue baguette 
spooning out citrus acid...

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THE MYSTERY OF HUMPTY DUMPTY

Humpty Dumpty was indeed a spy
Whose favorite dish was egg custard pie
He couldn't resist even one little bite
And usually ate a whole pie every night

Yes, he loved egg custard but that...

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Amazing is God Who gives me wondrous taste buds for:
Apple Pie very appetizing
Banana Pie so appealing
Coconut Pie greatly mouth-watering...

Delighting me midst healthy nourishment:
Dessert Pie of cheese-bounty 
Eggplant Pie, yet omelet in reality 
Fruit Pie along...

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Playing poem-making today. Twisting my brains into position. 
They are resisting in no way, realizing grown up Caren is in charge here.
I start a little gorilla missive.
It is going along nicely, and I am humming...

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Why oh why do I love pie?
The ABC's of it, and
The XYZ's of it
The PIE of it

A apple pie
B Boston cream pie
C custard pie
D Dutch apple pie
E equation pie 3.14
F fruit pie
G Grandma's Gooseberry pie
H...

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We can all spend a lifetime searching
Searching for that final piece
The part that makes us whole
That makes the pain of life 
Disappear into nothingness
Imagine. 
After a full life
Long after you have stopped seeking
That mystical something
Lands...

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Do style a sweet treat with happy delight;
Entice with ideas of savoury stuff;
Line sugary bits of pasty insights;
Impress sweet tongue here with cakes and puffs;
Choose to inspire taste with custard pie crust;
Indulge that sure art...

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It's a flipperty, flopperty world
with wibbly, wobbly trees,
and dibberty, dabberty fields,
and a zipperty, zapperty breeze.

It's a flipperty, flopperty world
with a dingly, dangly sun,
and splisherty, splasherty seas,
and happerty, hopperty fun.

Oh, it's a flipperty, flopperty world,
with a...

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