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The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty

THE MYSTERY OF HUMPTY DUMPTY Humpty Dumpty was indeed a spy Whose favorite dish was egg custard pie He couldn't resist even one little bite And usually ate a whole pie every night Yes, he loved egg custard but that ain't all He loved to eat it while sitting on a wall Watching the king's horses and all his men Prance all around the kingdom glen One day Humpty got engrossed in his pie And forgot that the wall was really quite high He tumbled and fell with a mighty crash Receiving more than just a small gash In fact he burst open like a water spout And his blood and guts all poured out All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again So they left him propped up against his favorite wall And now when visitors come to call They ask, "Whatever is that horrible creature, With all the cracks as his best feature?" Oh, that's Humpty Dumpty, the famous spy Whose greatest downfall was egg custard pie One day he fell and got all broken But we keep him around just as a token 26 June 2018 For the contest sponsored by Faraz Ajmal

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Eve Roper

Date: 7/8/2018 10:14:00 PM

I love your version of Humpty Dumpty, Curtis. Congratulations on your awesome win! Hugs Eve

Curtis Moorman
Date: 7/9/2018 11:02:00 AM

Thanks, Eve! My mind conjures up strange things sometimes. Glad you enjoyed reading this one.

Susan Gentry

Date: 7/7/2018 11:20:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. I like your story and great storytelling. Well done!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 7/8/2018 12:45:00 AM

That should read strongest supporters!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 7/8/2018 12:22:00 AM

Thank you, Susan! Without a doubt, one of my staunchest supporters!

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/7/2018 10:43:00 AM

Hi Curtis, Be careful what you "eat"comes to mind. Congratulations on your placement in the contest:-) Alexis

Curtis Moorman
Date: 7/7/2018 10:52:00 AM

You're right! While there are things we may "eat", we may not want known in public. Some people eat pickled pigs feet. If I did, I'd keep it a secret. Some things that are delicious to one person may be repulsive to others so I will keep my secrets. lol

Faraz Ajmal

Date: 7/7/2018 8:38:00 AM

Advise, never eat custard pie while you are on a mission or if you are sitting on a ground which in high, many congratulations on your 2nd position in the contest, good luck and have a really nice day

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/29/2018 11:55:00 AM

Great write, I enjoyed it, good luck in the contest.

Curtis Moorman
Date: 6/29/2018 12:05:00 PM

Thank you, Tania! I like writing this type of poem. It casts no aspersions on anyone living or dead.

Mike Gentile

Date: 6/27/2018 8:53:00 AM

Curtis, I really enjoyed your take on Humpty . Quite a fun read !!!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 6/27/2018 8:58:00 AM

Thanks, Mike. My mind never ceases to amaze me at the wild thoughts I sometimes come up with. It's good to hear from you and I'm glad you enjoyed Humpty. Have a Blessed, my friend!

Mick Talbot

Date: 6/27/2018 4:24:00 AM

Now ain't that a cracker, Humpty as a spy, a winner betcha! Mystery solved! Lovely tale, great humour!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 6/27/2018 7:56:00 AM

Thanks, Mick. You may not realize it, but your response hits home with me. I'm from Georgia, and we are often referred to as 'Georgia Crackers'. Just a little trivia for you. lol I hope your guess that it is a winner turns out to be right. Thank you for your support and for the great poems that you write and post for the enjoyment of all.

Lyric Man

Date: 6/27/2018 12:26:00 AM

An egg that can't be solved.. unresolved Humpty-Dumpty!!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 6/27/2018 12:49:00 AM

The best thing to do with an egg is make an omelet with ham, cheese, onion, bell pepper, tomatoes, plenty of salt, pepper, and Louisiana Hot Sauce. Thank you for your support, Lyric Man. I'm glad you're back on Soup. Have a Blessed day, my friend!