Long Comeuppance Poems
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I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping finds
him squarely poised to
nab the nomination as
Republican front runner
come the...
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Categories:
comeuppance, america, anxiety, appreciation, character, confidence, fate, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(????) cow licked
country bumpin videlicet hick
bullied who consider me
on account of a dinky dick.
Me primate...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Pariah heap - savagely subjecting myself to humiliation
Pariah heap - savagely subjecting myself to humiliation
Outward slovenly appearance bespeaks volumes
wordsworth their weight in gold
(exhumed from the pith
of these lovely bones -
beclothed with mottled skin)
presages afterlife of hellish horror
(think Dante's inferno),
nevertheless a respite from...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 12th grade, absence, age, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form:
Free verse
Bully Me You, I Exemplified Archetypal Scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting
(think feeble attempt
impersonating plumber plunging -
unclogging backed up toilet),
flushed with satisfaction,
now...
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Categories:
comeuppance, anger, angst, anniversary, anti bullying, anxiety, august,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetic Paean To Papa's Princess
Poetic paean to papa's princess
Otherwise titled:
Mien wonderful wedded divine wife....,
whose piercing deliverance,
a balm ameliorating tattooed strife
despite being dirt poor,
(especially after dirty deeds done...
generating thunderstruck ac/dc current
hmm... maybe due comeuppance
being scammed to the hilt)
suspicion...
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Categories:
comeuppance, absence, abuse, angel, anniversary, appreciation, betrayal, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
Incessant flagellation no longer torments nor assails psyche of mine
Incessant flagellation no longer torments nor assails psyche of mine...
until courtesy amazing grace interceded
in the doggone guise
of Canis lupus familiaris
unwittingly timely deliverance
videre licet as an unconditionally loving
emotional support animal.
Emotional and financial crucifixion
synonymous with...
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Categories:
comeuppance, adventure, angel, anger, anxiety, blessing, crush, death,
Form:
Free verse
Aha Argh Oh My Dog
Aha - argh... oh my dog...
don't mind me muttering, eh?
Earlier today (May 5th, 2020),
I forget thee exact hour
found me utterly beside mice elf,
matter of fact even at this moment,
yours truly doth feel mad at himself
cuz...
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Categories:
comeuppance, adventure, celebration, fun, heartbroken, husband, nostalgia, sensual,
Form:
Narrative
Bully me you I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat...
who suffered cuts by a thousand knives.
Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability
linkedin with social anxiety)
chose the fork less traveled
aye pucker with...
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Categories:
comeuppance, anger, bereavement, child abuse, family, innocence, pain,
Form:
Free verse
Mine Gerund Farming, Tilling, and Harvesting Illogical Weltanschauung
Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung
Twas accursed destiny
since birth (maybe coded in
deoxyribonucleic acid
since time immemorial) alas and alack
nascent emasculation abominable barrack
emergent deus ex machina,
one common Joe biden his time
for no particular
rhyme...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 12th grade, 1st grade, 2nd grade, abuse,
Form:
Rhyme
Do Not Interrupt
There are times, doing something, you think is good, can simply back fire, on you.
And I took Dragon to watch a movie of The Grand Canyon, yes, flying thru.
Just to be safe, we sat in...
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Categories:
comeuppance, adventure, caregiving, fantasy, friend, fun, funny, growing
Form:
Light Verse
Somewhere In Time This Philosopher Stonily Ponders
Somewhere in time this Philosopher stonily ponders...
A poet (quite familiar with yours truly)
sat at his computer
trying his darnedest to craft a rhyme
imagining when both parents
of mine lived during their prime,
when me creative father acted out...
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Categories:
comeuppance, appreciation, august, conflict, environment, fate, flying, future,
Form:
Rhyme
The Devil Has No Horns
In Simple words
The devil has no horns
She wears smaug balm, Oh, Lord of the Rings
She sleeps in El Dorado Street, the Hotels of Svengali
She lives on Babbit lane, and reads Currer Bell
She loves Billy...
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Categories:
comeuppance, analogy, , western,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Reprimand
I'm in charge here
I am your chieftain.....your Lord and Master ...
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Categories:
comeuppance, inspirationaleducation, may,
Form:
Narrative
A Witch's Lullaby
when the sun sets down,
at far end of the town;
when night creeps in,
sky full of silver spin;
when mortals are drunk in spirits,
voyaged to the slumberland;
i walk down the bridge,
to fulfil my grudge.
stealthily waddle to avoid...
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Categories:
comeuppance, abuse, dark, sad love, , Lullaby,
Form:
Rhyme
Though an atheist
Though an atheist..
please oh lord brace and fix me with monetary salvation
After umpteen times being swindled
reducing me to abject poverty
psyche of mine
broke into a bajillion little pieces
much like Humpty Dumpty
grim outlook spells
forlorn and foregone conclusion,
thus...
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Categories:
comeuppance, absence, abuse, analogy, angel, angst, anniversary, atheist,
Form:
Free verse
Almost Three Years Ago From Today December 20th, 2022
Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022
self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved telegram
prestidigitation found me vanishing shazam,
without a trace I
disappeared in thin air voila
Earthly...
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Categories:
comeuppance, adventure, angel, anniversary, atheist, cousin, death, december,
Form:
Rhyme
Lovely enchantress of cyberspace
Lovely enchantress of cyberspace
Betwixt and between us
lies an immense untraversable realm
of never knowable forbidding possibilities
quixotic, rhapsodic, sympathetic, telepathic...,
where tantalizing, scandalizing, and revolting,
nevertheless promising fantasies beckons
buzzfeeding, crowdsourcing, dovetailing,
earthshaking, foo fighting, hashtagging,
jump/kick starting, twittering
uber whatsapp pining
toward...
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Categories:
comeuppance, absence, adventure, anxiety, betrayal, desire, divorce, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
Nauseating Buzz Feeding Frenzy At Local Atm
Nauseating buzz feeding frenzy at local ATM
Fraught traumatized wordsmith
telephonic grand slam rent psyche asunder
witnessing helpless cannibalization,
hospitalization, victimization
concerning writer of these words,
and riders on the storm
namely robbing me third eye blind
of legal tender
under the convincing guise...
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Categories:
comeuppance, abuse, age, america, anger, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Field Daze For Bookworms
Cabin Fever door closes five dollars,
a-Bag Used Book Sale
Sunday, February 23, 2020
hence less than twenty four hours
before avid readers bewail
foregoing scampering across Hillandale
vital poetic proclamation
yours truly doth broadcast,
albeit apologize short notice,
while courtesy warden
at Highland Manor...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction, books, freedom,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Gonifs and gossips revisited
Gonifs and gossips revisited
since originally being crafted
approximately half dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago...
Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some annoying pest
harmless though one reside here,
when off his meds goes berserk
here at...
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Categories:
comeuppance, abuse, adventure, anger, animal, anniversary, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Why Me Father Daughter Relationship
Why me father/daughter relationship
important to this papa
Fourteen and a half years
since death of mother (mine),
nary one iota of communication
in general and compassion
in particular while
she lived, now wears
heavy and yokes
mantle fostering tears
indirectly sabotaging rapport
with eldest daughter
futility...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, appreciation,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Self Quarantined Misanthrope Pitched Into Purgatory Wham
Self quarantined misanthrope pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved telegram
prestidigitation found me vanishing shazam,
without a trace I disappeared in thin air voila
Earthly travails atop horns of dilemma ram
into me...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, allusion,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Where On Earth
(not that ye wondered,
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here).
Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed,
scrutinized vibrant wonders zoom
plethora, sans newly discovered life...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability
linkedin with social anxiety)
chose the fork less traveled
aye pucker with sunken cheeks,
(especially without dentures)
and raspily suction...
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Categories:
comeuppance, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
A Pub Halfway to the Heavy Affair
The largest part of this abandoned warehouse
for creative dilemma is still in the ash medium
from you reach.
Though you’ve part of this morning haze that won’t go unrecognized.
Now that we’ve finally managed to right away ahead...
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Categories:
comeuppance, anger, angst, anxiety, appreciation, creation, cute love,
Form:
Prose Poetry