Miltons Stray-Cation

Florida is definitely in the USA I’m kinda worried because Milt will soon be on his way I found a map and studied it and found a ‘Melbourne’ there I hope he gets the right plane or he could get quite a scare So if Milt disembarks the plane and gathers up his clobber I hope some Shiela doesn’t ask him, ‘How ya doing, Cobber!’ But fear not, Milton, if it happens, you’ll know what to do Just dial zero, zero, zero, option eighty two That’s should get a special secret agent sounding man Just say the coded sentence which is simply, ‘I need Gran.’ Turbo Gran will meet you in her Speedy ice cream van Her secret code will be to wink and say, ‘I need a man’ You say, ‘I need chocolate sauce, for chocolate sauce is best’ She’ll take you and your luggage and she’ll drop you at Key West From there though, you’ll be on your own, for I must tell you that They’ve got crocodiles and they’ll try to eat her cat But Nitro-Cat will sort them out for he’ll know what to do Which means that we can only hope those crocs do not eat you Happy holiday Milt!