Long Bonked Poems
Long Bonked Poems. Below are the most popular long Bonked by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Bonked poems by poem length and keyword.
Rum N Raisin 3 - the Cat Who Fell To EarthRaisin liked to make her bed upon a shelf up high
She said she likes the feeling that she’s almost in the sky
One day she fell and bonked her head and Rum could only stare
And wondered...
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Categories:
bonked, cat, fantasy, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Narrative
New Menu at Milton Creek's Aces Restaurant*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek ***
Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests
No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal
to perfection...
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Categories:
bonked, people, places,
Form:
Rhyme
Super Duper Guy and DragonHubby was working, out of town, lately, so we went to pick him up.
And we passed thru the town of Metropolis in our ancient pickup truck.
Now don’t think Dragon didn’t notice, that this was the...
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Categories:
bonked, fantasy, fun, funny, hero, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
A Christmas ArraignmentA CHRISTMAS ARRAIGNMENT
Late one December evening
A sound woke me from my bed,
I grabbed a baseball bat for safety
And crept downstairs full of dread.
I must admit I was not fit
For foiling midnight burglaries.
My cousin had kept...
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Categories:
bonked, christmas, confusion, crazy, fantasy, fun, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Goldilocks and the Free BeersThe cabin was stood there, its door was ajar
The owners were out but they couldn’t be far
She was so thirsty she needed a drink
Did she wait outside... well what do you think
She pushed on the...
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Categories:
bonked, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Wintry NightA wintry night
Beam of scorching sunlight
Eventually stifling inside through the curtain's strands
Loafing over the escritoire and olden snaps
(some years ago i spend the time snapping him)
Indulging in traditional afternoon tea
Some dainty sandwiches,...
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Categories:
bonked, 12th grade, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, january,
Form:
Epigram
The Punny Side of LifeWas going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine
Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good...
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Categories:
bonked, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Joys BloomThey went to the spar hotel and got it on. One time was enough to revive the old socialist. He was fully revived. This was similar but different than before. They bonked away one session...
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Categories:
bonked, conflict, devotion, history, war,
Form:
Blank verse
RaillerySmall gauge large sound
could be trivia profound
Stations and shunters
red lights for the punters
Small member large auto
mobile cars pars pro toto
In silly banter we trust
French letters a must
But remember the other
Freud had a mother
In Victorian Vienna...
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Categories:
bonked, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Caught With His Pants Down - BawdyHer hubby was found with a bimbo
He's naked, her legs were akimbo
Can’t deny the fact
He’s caught in the act
His marriage now is in limbo
Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice
She'd clamp his gonads in...
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Categories:
bonked, lust,
Form:
Limerick