Long Assholes Poems

“I am NOT like my father!!!
You say that again, I’m going to kill you!”

I shrivel up in shame
For, I am not to blame
For the shenanigans you put me through so many times
Sometimes, I wish I...

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The angel of the lord
Appeared on TV sets
All over the world

People woke up
Expecting to see
The usual suspects

Talking heads
Talking drivel
Talking trash

Instead
A stern visage
A stern old man
In a dark suit

He had a salt and pepper beard
And long,...

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so true, Truth is the daughter of time!

tell me yours, I tell you mine, 
Jews or Philistines, 
the reason for your exile to ancient Kemet/Egypt
or Aethiopia

was it not to escape persecution? 

"Get up, take the...

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The angel of the lord

Appeared on TV sets
All over the world

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People woke up
Expecting to see
The usual suspects

Talking heads
Talking drivel
Talking trash

Instead
A stern visage
A stern old man
In a dark...

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If you don’t support gun rights,
there’s something wrong with you,
if you don’t support gun rights,
you’re evil through and through,
if you don’t support gun rights,
then you can go get screwed,
if you don’t support gun rights,
there’s something...

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Ever wonder why people have a hard time discussing what is truly on their minds? Well, we could speculate and assume that they are assholes or self centered or that they don't put time in...

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War hell on earth, fire in the skies, rockets bombs, and bullets.
Freedom is on the line and souls get free to roam the skies of heaven or get tortured in the flames of hell.
Democracy and...

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Not happy
not unhappy
not satisfied
not unfulfilled
being a cancer makes me susceptible to  the energy that surrounds me
it also makes me aware of my downfalls
i am a baptist  but hardly  pray
i am a ...

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Once upon a time we used to say this rhyme;
Piss shit corruptiion snot, 29 assholes
tied in a knot, yah rah lizard shit, 
fffuuuuuccccckkkkk! 
God bless the 60's 
college generation and the pre ne anderthal
anticommuno anticonservative...

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It's amazing how quick things can change.
First your running with the kings, and then you're knocked out of range.
It's strange. I used to worry and stress over friends.
Now I've grown to be a man. Maybe...

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It's time now for an intervention 
Band together for some prevention.
The fools are loosed upon the land.
It's time for the sane to take a stand.

They're roaming free to shake the night.
Filling each home with unknown...

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I can see the world spinning way out of control
Drugs among the teens is really taking its toll
It’s all about the liquor beverages deep in the fold
What about the times when these kids dreamt and...

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Two stereotypical teenagers, crazy with
Love and fun, swept up in sweet romance.
The bus rolling on moving as slow as Stairway to Heaven,
We danced and sang
-Poorly, loudly, and obnoxiously-
As Ke$ha boomed in the back ground so...

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To all who claim that they are always here for me,
whenever I need to reach out and seek support from anybody.
All of you, and I mean all of you are all hypocritical phonies,
who just want...

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If the world burned  
I wouldn't be too sad 
Afraid of the abyss 
But definitely just fine 
I have nothing  to cling on too much 
A lover, couple parents and 
Some family really...

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From what I am, i have become, or what i vaugely think.  
so sing my song to play along with the team who thinks i stink.  

i cant become, not even more, than...

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um, 
certainly for those of us who think that
there are millions of “ted’s” out there,
brandishing their guns in the wilderness
shooting off rounds like it was going out of fashion &
yakkety yakking to their buddies 
about...

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sarah & wodjan 

debates over the presence
of Sarah Attar & 
Wodjan Ali Seraj Abdulrahim Shahrkhani
at the Olympics raves on,
concerning whether or not
they have been used as pawns
thrown from the pools of women’s
oppression in the middle...

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At the moment the 7th trumpet blows, Ill be ready. May judgement come. 
We already know the bottom line about me. No surprises, will wrath recognize me? Will my disgust for humanity weigh heavy? These...

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It came on the scene, just as noxious and quick
As the smell of the gas from someone who’s quite sick
Invaded our space, made us cringe, made us swoon
Then got louder and worse, like an out...

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They said that love was for creepers.

People who spend too much on booze
and praise saxophone blues. 
Bodies aching for a warm touch-
waltzing alone in a room filled with people.

And love impairs your senses
makes you see...

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If only it was easier to search for
truthful partners, not assholes and whores
then maybe love would mean so much more
than finding someone who is a "score".

The pandemic must have been a way
Mother Nature told us...

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Why must I suffer this overwhelming depression? 
Am I supposed to learn some important lesson? 
Guess that's just the way life goes 
This world is a barren wasteland where only pain grows
Sure there are moments...

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What do you mean you’ve been around assholes long enough to pick out the sweet ones?
There’s no way in hell you know what I’m talking about.
You’ve never felt this way, or maybe you thought you...

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I find poetry in the most absurd of ideals and euphemisms, but there are ideas that elude me
The fact of the existence of narcissistic assholes who believe themselves immune in statement
The fact of the existence...

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