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Ted

um, certainly for those of us who think that there are millions of “ted’s” out there, brandishing their guns in the wilderness shooting off rounds like it was going out of fashion & yakkety yakking to their buddies about how women are “varmints,” in fact “*****es” to be traded in for dalmations, about how Mr. Obama & Mrs. Clinton should perform felatio on and/or be impaled in some fashion by a machine gun, about puncturing the lungs of animal right’s activists, about having killed all the “hippy” american soldiers in Vietnam if they’d been sent there, or in the case of Nugent’s Japanese fans, about how they “need him” despite the fact that the whole population is still “all assholes” & how foreigners to him are in general, not worthy of selling him doughnuts or pumping his gas because they are “scum”… yes, certainly to some of us, ted could seem a bit unnerving, but when he speaks of the First Amendment, one has to understand that his right to spout all his bullshit is the right to spout all of ours & though the secret service may be watching him because of his shallow threats concerning the life of Mr. Obama if he wins the great american extravaganza again, surely there is no reason to fear a man who needs to pump up his ego by continuing to sing about “making the ***** purr” in his only hit, a song he wrote 35 years ago, or the winners who keep him company.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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