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Loch Ness Monster
Is the Loch Ness Monster real? Has anyone ever seen her? I have never seen her, Except on ‘The Simpsons’. My family and I went on a boat trip on Loch Ness, We never saw the Loch Ness Monster. Many people have looked for her, With binoculars and cameras. When Mr Burns, Homer Simpson, Professor Frink and Groundskeeper Willie Look for the Loch Ness...

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Categories: loch ness monster, people, silly,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Strange, Elusive Loch Ness
He was seen in a fog of velvet, And clothed in mists of satin. His life the stuff of legends. A dweller of enchanted waters! His beginning had not a future, Yet his past was without end, Though steeped in the unknown- Deep in the soul of Loch Ness, And famed far beyond Scotland! Witness of the sunrises of old, Whose travels are so solitaire. Mysterious,...

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Categories: loch ness monster, endurance, history, life, mystery,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Nessie Lifted Her Head Today
Nessie lifted her head today for just a second. I saw it, and thought ‘there she is!’ black skinny neck. Black face, looked dinosaur-like. I ran flat out toward her. Was it the “real” Nessie? She dove down hard, did a disappearing act. I lifted my green wading pool, looking underneath. Thinking there was going to be a deep cavern, But...

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Categories: loch ness monster, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
The Loch Ness Monster
The moon illuminated the sloping terrain, Following the hills down to the sea. Daisies proudly displayed their blossoms, Windswept spruce swayed in the breeze. Above, menacing clouds drifted, Diminishing this awesome sight for me. A storm gathered on the scene, Stretching across nature’s canopy. Lightning flashed on the mountains, Bringing shivers to my spine. Somberness came quickly upon me, While the moon struggled to shine.   It...

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Categories: loch ness monster, horror, myth, sea,
Form: Quatrain
Loch Ness Monster
The shy monster deep in Loch Ness Looks great and dresses to impress But when fashion designer start arriving She feels silly and decides upon hiding...

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Categories: loch ness monster, magic,
Form: Clerihew



The Loch Ness Monster Raped Me
(This is a fictional poem) I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real. But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal. The monster is ugly and as big as a whale. I learned the hard way that it's a female. Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke. I hate to think of what my freak...

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Categories: loch ness monster, angst, animals, funny,
Form: I do not know?

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