The Loch Ness Monster Raped Me

(This is a fictional poem) I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real. But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal. The monster is ugly and as big as a whale. I learned the hard way that it's a female. Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke. I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like. Visiting Loch Ness is something that I regret. You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.