Lmao Poems

Acronym Acrobatics

..."acronym acrobatics"


i can
write
LMAO

but i
can't
write

laugh
my
a**

off...

Ctrl-Alt-Delete - Wtf, Lmao

...When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya gotta figure out a way to get yoursel...

Acronyms and Mom

...Mom says she doesn't text in letters, I answer IK
She says she isn't going to learn whatever is IDK

When she is waiting for me I tell her BRB
And she asks me what is a GIF or a JPG

I will try...

Y and Z

...Gen Y and Z- one cryptic crowd!
Manage, by text, to Laugh Out Loud!
Not loud enough?! Well, there is more -
Laughing While Rolling On The Floor!
LMBO LMAO ...

Few and Far Between

...Late night tipsy chats 
So few and far between
Off the charts teasing stats
Then being left here on scene


I was bored just having a bit of fun with this one lmao!...

Would We Know What Lmao Means

...What if electronics had never been invented?
Would people be as rude to each other?
What if we had no I-phones?
Would we still be talking in person?

What if the child did not have its own TV se...

Cowboys and Millennials

...Look at all these cows that's runnin' free
You gotta stop sayin' OMG
Get around that group and head 'em South
Quit mumblin' LOL - shut your mouth
That bull you thought was your BFF
Is headed Wes...

Yoo Made Me Chapter 1

...You made me gloomy 
You made me unhappy 

You made me miserable 
You made me down 

You made me blue
You made me 

You made me green
You made me unseen 
Enviously...unseen I...

Silent

...Walking alone in the woods, thinking of yesterday,
listening to the wind comb the trees 
The shuffle is slight and the time not hurried,
I’ll crack a smile or sigh as a moment of memory 
might I ...

Cats and Mice -Limerick-

...So, what is the deal, with cats and mice? 
All kinds of cats, don't like to play nice 
The mice run fast, teasing 
Into a hole, wheezing 
Cats always pay, the terrible price. 

Copyrigh...

Rabbit Stick

...I went in the woods one day 
Grabbed myself a stick, 
I shook it one too many times 
Then landed backwards in the crick. 

I looked over my shoulder 
And guess what I saw, 
Little tiny...

Bad Texter

...(the so-called "texted" poem is below the translated one shown here on top. btw, not for the contest. I messed up & didn't know there was a line limit. did I even come close with my texted version?)
...

Rehab With a Twist

...I think you should go to rehab,
you say noooooooo,
ya youre all wack ,
cause youre on crack,
ya wont go go go,
you wont take the time,
if your gym boys think your fine,
i tried to make ya go to rehab...

The Bluest Skies

...The bluest skies, don't seem so blue. And the stars seem a little dimmer too. Now that your around , you put 'em all to shame. Let me break it down 'cause what I'm tryin to say is, no one gets me, li...

2012 Resolution Vol 5

...13th jan 2012.
By Sashi Prabhu (zeauoxian)
This poem is a wacky one…….

This new year I see that I have a bigger opportunity,
To be a part of the Bard community.

So I take this opport...

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