Time Limerick Poems
These Time Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Time. These are the best examples of Limerick Time poems written by international poets.
We Always Survives
Mom and I liked to go on country drives,
she drove fast and I feared for our lives;
we got lost most of the time,
in lush...
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fun,
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just...
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drink, food, friend, giggle,
light humorThere once was a fellow named Will,
Whose nose was exceedingly ill.
He sneezed with great force,
And altered his course,
he's orbiting Jupiter still!
There once was a lady...
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humor,
Rogering RogerThe gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an...
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Categories:
jobs,
Ali Babarella and The Four Foot Thief: REVISEDAn HP Production
[Quiet on the set--roll'em]
KEY: Cast: P)Pip, B)Bob, R)Reinier, A/M)Anna/Madam
P)Evil, not rats, live on, start squeaking,
B)Noose fill lips, spill life soon, start swinging,
R)Sorry, something...
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analogy, anxiety, character, emotions,
Rick and Donna
There once was a boy name of Rick
So ugly he made his girl sick,
When nighttime descended
The girl soon repented
And loved him quite lickedy-split!
There once was...
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Categories:
humor,
Me Oh MayoMe and my friends down from Ohio
Just paying them back for what I owe
A little salt and lime
Plus three shots at a time
Another drunk...
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drink,
Dogs FruitFruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time
Grow and taste devine
Poo-pee...
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dog, humor,
In Line for the BathroomFido took time watering the large tree
Forced to stand in line at dog park to pee
Fidgeting they can't hold it
Fearing to move they all sit
A...
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Categories:
dog,
Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...
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Categories:
giggle, song, time, uplifting,
Doggone LineConcert tickets were a fabulous gift,
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed.
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show
When...
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dog, humor,
Count The Knots
Count The Knots
Miracle Man
4/21/2024
I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots...
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Categories:
how i feel, sweet
Dad Gum ItPity all of those rest home fellows
Over time all their hunger mellows
Without their dentures in
All their meals will begin
Sipping their soup and slurping Jellos...
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Categories:
old,
Each Day Is A Test
Each Day Is A Test
Miracle Man
4/19/2024
Each time I view the morning sun rising,
I ready myself for an unknown surprising,
sometimes its a test,
That requires my best.
At...
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Categories:
god, sunshine,
Dine After WineThe day began as normal - breakfast time.
I staggered to the café ready to dine.
And yet, what did I see?
Two giraffes drinking tea!
I knew it!...
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Categories:
humor,