Time Limerick Poems
These Time Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Time. These are the best examples of Limerick Time poems written by international poets.
She’s No Longer Dry - bawdy limerick warningMy auntie, who was on vacation
Was lusting for fast fornication
She met a well-hung guy
But her foo-foo’s too dry
She blurted, “It needs lubrication!”
The fella, whose first...
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Categories:
humorous, lust,
Horses on new course -2AI epoch is upon us,
White collars, re-fix your focus,
Take, if ye can, a clue,
Time ticks from White to Blue,
Do something, not to miss the...
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Categories:
change, education, technology,
UnrulyIf ever there was a time
To be thrown into a pit of sublime
I would be on my way
But i can't, not today
I would rather...
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Categories:
anger, pain,
Miss Goody Two Shoes
I once had a neighbor called miss goody two shoes,
Each time I was cornered she sang me the blues.
Because she hadn’t improved,
I just picked up...
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Categories:
moving on,
Pam ScamI met my perfect partner in the gym,
He gently catered to my wildest whim.
My every mood
He understood -
Turned out I wed...
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Categories:
humorous,
Lady from BarbadosThere was a young lady from Barbados,
Who felt that the summer sea was a loss,
She spoke against beaches,
She called them time leeches,
Until one day her...
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Categories:
beach, humor, humorous, summer,
'Calendar-Dementia'
How did it get to be July
Same way I’m now seventy-five
...
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Categories:
health, prayer, time,
Summer Cooking
In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets,
stops the lazy time, for clock’s hands he sets.
In hot kitchen he...
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Categories:
funny, summer,
Dancing with Pigeons in Summertime
Summer dazed in — it's dancing time!
Fred buffed his boots to dazzle-shine.
With a leap and a spin,
He clicked heels with a bin,
Rattling pigeons rapping in...
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Categories:
dance,
Tiny Tim Becomes Musclebound Jim
We all knew a fellow named ‘Tiny Tim’
Fit as a fiddle, though extremely...
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Categories:
change, health, humor,
AI Poets-the Dastardly* Collaboration of Limericks written by Jan Allison,
Tom Cunningham, Tania Kitchin and Lin Lane
Here's a news flash, the latest scoop
There are...
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Categories:
community,
Strength to Ember
Written: June 8, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Joseph May
Checked by HMS.COM
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An elephant roamed with great...
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Categories:
animal,
transportation evolutionThe beast must have rest—it's a horse
If not your quest's over—of course
These trips had required
Getting tired and mired
Cars from this hard work—us divorce...
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Categories:
car, horse, time, work,
Limerickthere was a young lass named Mame
who thought she was headed for fame
she wanted to be a mime
but ran out of time
she talked too much...
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Categories:
humorous,
Limericks Written In A Country ChurchyardThere once was a sensitive vicar,
who said, "I'm not one to bicker,
but the peal of that bell,
makes me feel quite unwell,
and plays merry hell with...
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Categories:
humorous, philosophy, poems,