AI Poets-the Dastardly

* Collaboration of Limericks written by Jan Allison, Tom Cunningham, Tania Kitchin and Lin Lane Here's a new flash, the latest scoop There are parasites in the soup AI bottom feeders Poet superceders Those who cannot write worth a poop Artificial intelligence is smart But never uses words found in the heart Some dolts use it to cheat Thinking they are discreet We should hit them in their butts with a dart They say AI is here to stay But plagiarism is another way Some may copy/paste Poe Or other greats you know Add their name, it's sorted way hey! We know you're fake and using AI Your poems are nothing but a lie Wanting to be cool but instead, a fool Now you can just leave our site, goodbye! Some poets get Poem of the Day It's AI, (of course they don't say) AI contest "winners" Are poetry sinners Does admin prevent them - no way! Real poets write using only their hand AI users need more'n a reprimand Deleting their accounts 'fore their winning surmounts There should be a way they could all be banned Stay put, no need to get out of bed Or have a thought in your empty head So, just ask Alexa And she'll write it for ya A shame you can't use your brain instead What is your real poetry name? As fake poems seem to be your game All Plagiarism and AI We're really not sure why Your page is pathetically lame Pestilence borne in the form of AI Not of Biblical proportion but why do you have need to chouse Poets' concern and rouse the community to feel so awry On the day AI begins its world rule People will still call each other a fool Is the human race then doomed AI will have us all groomed To serve them as lowly slaves, a footstool Asked a generator to write with its ability to write a Limerick... An AI that wrote with great flair, Could craft limericks beyond compare. With rhythm and rhyme, In a jiffy, each time, It brought smiles to faces everywhere! This is the response it deserved No! au contraire, AI generator Not everyone smiles at your creator I will admit you're quick but it's deceptive schtick You're a bad poet's ego inflator