Sport Limerick Poems

The primeval feelings they court
Are thrills from kills as a cohort
The owners are betting
That this bloodletting
Attracts all to football as sport


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There was a day set aside for the wedding
but the groom was very much dreading
it would be the same day
his grand final would play
and that’s...

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It seems an electrical short
created a monster of sorts,
but I’m a believer
that very high fever
turned word play into my best sport.
...

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Who was such an arrogant p***k,
Turned out a sport, and double quick,
What was vulgarity
Turned into charity,
What was a faux pa, what a trick!
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Happenings...

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You’ve got to have a certain knack
when opening your Silly Sack
for the beasts within
will attack to win
with no hold barred, no turning back.

Now these are...

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She climbed on the table at tea
and said she was surfing the sea,
I did wonder why,
as tables are dry -
then noticed her puddles of pee...

written...

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Joan’s spouse requests surf and turf.
Bob’s stature and beard - a smurf.
In short, she plays cute,
Puts on a wet suit.
She climbs iron board to surf.

Bob...

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Lucille found a sport without a single hitch
A two-wheeler was definitely her niche
Until she lost her balance
Racing a scooter challenge
And landed in a water-filled drainage...

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I once knew a man named Billy Beaufort
With my dear wife he tried twice to consort
He failed, and I’ll tell you why,
He preferred to live,...

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When players take part in a sport,
At times they may prance and cavort
But it spoils the game
(Though the crowds are aflame)
When deportment comes up a...

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There's a town in PA called Intercourse
Not difficult to guess it's most popular sport
Must be quite renowned
The name your town
It's nickname should be “Night Court”...

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the jolly good sheepdog
an english sheepdog from pocatello
is a chap quite chipper and mellow
he’s a bloody good sort
an old chum and good sport
I dare say...

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Sheila loved all sport,
Even though she was extremely short.
She always had lots of fun.
Although Sheila never won.
She was doing what she thought she ought....

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I sport a mask, not to mention the fog
       Yesterday I tripped on a huge log
   ...

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A leprechaun fond of his sport
Took heed of each skill he was taught,
But hard as he tried
Success was denied
He'd always end up falling short!


12.03.21


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