Snow Limerick Poems

A zebra, named Zeb, stripey and bold,
Tried to join a snow-sculpting mold.
His stripes caused a fuss,
"Too much visual plus!"
The judges cried, "Your art's uncontrolled!"

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Mirror mirror on the wall she wants me so
but I am little and she is white as snow.
  In this tale of small things
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When I was a kid we watched with hearts aglow
and Snow White’s skin was ever white as snow.
  But all bossy and meaner
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Dad and son emitted a healthy glow
while shoveling the walkway clear of snow,
but one look at the sky
made them both start to cry:
"There's more of...

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I grew up on the East Coast,
I don’t care about what’s closed;
Snow panic makes me laugh,
not enough for a graph;
Florida fear runs unopposed....

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Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...

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Mother Nature can be so unkind 

A better weatherman you won't find 

So how are we to know 

If we're getting more snow

When Punxsutawney Phil...

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Holiday Fun Limerick Contest 1-9-25
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Holiday Fun

Frosty the snowman liked tricks
Consumed apple juice for kicks
Left yellow puddles
We were befuddled
Yellow snow flowed from his...wick?

Dear Santa Claus feels...

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A former Canadian Mountie 

Lost his mule and put up a bounty

Though he searched high and low

He got lost in the snow 

And found his...

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 Poor Frosty snowman kids can't cuddle
His carrot nose sits in a puddle
Guess it's global warming
Winter's not conforming
Our seasons are in a right muddle

A randy...

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A unique Christmas time for Santa Claus,
fiftieth year of journey without pause.
     All gifts he stacks in the cart,
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Perhaps earth will be lovingly kissed
With snowfall at a time such as this
To grace the holy day
Jesus was laid in hay
Our first and most blessed...

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It was Santa’s busiest night
And nothing was going quite right.
The sleigh, well past it’s best,
Had just failed its flight test
And Rudolph’s red nose had turned...

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When snow falls children will make a snowman,
and with eyes and nose he becomes a man;
his nose is a carrot stick,
in goes his coal eyes...

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Santa told Rudolph to stay on the roof 
He’d be delayed for his wife wanted proof
That it’s just she for he
So they’re under the tree
She...

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