Holiday Fun
Holiday Fun Limerick Contest 1-9-25
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Holiday Fun
Frosty the snowman liked tricks
Consumed apple juice for kicks
Left yellow puddles
We were befuddled
Yellow snow flowed from his...wick?
Dear Santa Claus feels so uneasy
Wears velvet jockies, quite cheesy
His new braces pop
His red trousers drop
Jockies exposed, buns feel breezy.
Mischievous elf on the shelf
Played tricks when sending prized delft
Holiday distress
Reversed the address
Sent my gift back to myself.
Copyright © Sam Kauffman | Year Posted 2025
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment