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Snow White and the 8th Dwarf

Mirror mirror on the wall she wants me so
but I am little and she is white as snow.
  In this tale of small things
  Horny the 8th dwarf sings
heigh-ho heigh-ho it’s off to twerk we go!


               Written: May 2015






Note: wrote this ten years ago for a contest
         but reposted seeing as how it is a very 
         topical subject at the moment. As you
         can see my version is a little different 
         to that of its 21st century makeover
         from Disney’s propaganda ministry.

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Michael Tor Date: 4/1/2025 1:53:00 AM Keith cracked me up. Thanks for sharing much enjoyed Heigh-Ho... Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 4/1/2025 2:45:00 AM A fun write indeed. Didn’t even get an honourable mention in the contest. There are people on this site who wouldn’t know a funny Limerick if they fell over one. Cheers.

Arlo Parker Date: 3/30/2025 8:28:00 PM Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned. I pray no little people were harmed in the crafting of this "poem". Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 4/1/2025 2:44:00 AM Harmed? No, but one was seen to be whistling while he twerked!

Gershon Wolf Date: 3/30/2025 7:55:00 PM ha, ha. Good as gold, this one. My Li Cyrus Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 4/1/2025 2:40:00 AM Miley Cyrus would have been my pick.