Simile Limerick Poems

    Enough with the limericks tonight
    Like a ven’rable poet I need write 
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Had a complete physical today, I'm in B-1 shape
Most than can be expected, after all I'm not twenty-eight
Though years have flown by
Still spry as a...

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My next-door man was a postman
He stunted gimmicks like Tarzan 
I met a constable
And told him my trouble
He said, “I can’t treat your ailment”. 


Syllable...

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A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza...

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I think tonight I'd like to write a 'sonnetina'
It seems to me that it would be a wiener
   No rules, no rhyme
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I’ve never really needed ice cream,

just the mention and other’s eyes beam!

Ate a spoonful with such ease,

then my eyes bugged from brain freeze! 

I’d rather...

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To the man on crutches in camouflage eating a bun
You stole my wallet... you can HIDE, but you can't RUN
Isn't that a bit insensitive
That's the...

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Ever had an MRI on your brain... YIKES!!!
Like excruciating pneumatic drills driving in spikes
Left bits of my brain
On the pillow, WHAT PAIN!
Even with ear plugs,...

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Watch lots of TV but stay away from those news stations
Nature and historical programs are my current obsession
Much better for my psyche
Happy as poop by...

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The theme of this masterpiece is love, sweet love
The stirring in my loins has caused quite a buzz
The neighbours do wonder
Says it sounds like thunder
Told...

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in my childhood i had a dream 
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A relic or the missing link?
You're like “Plato” they say—Do they think
I'm that colossal 
Or a sentient fossil—
A “Play Dough” primordial stink?...

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We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex...

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