Rose Limerick Poems
These Rose Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Rose. These are the best examples of Limerick Rose poems written by international poets.
Larry the Lizard
Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
His big rheumy nose
was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!...
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Categories:
animal, fun, giggle, green,
Twelve Roses
A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
My roommate grinned with guile
as she tried to hide her smile.
Eleven roses,...
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Categories:
flower, fun, humorous, jealousy,
Dame Tamer
Someone had called him the Dame Tamer.
Rugged good looks made him no shamer.
Alone, he wore a pink rose
and a gold ring through his nose.
His close...
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Categories:
fun, giggle, humorous, silly,
The Rose
In crimson its beauty would show
A symbol of love, pure and true
With thorns it would swarm
Love's not always warm
But worth every prick that we go...
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Categories:
appreciation, valentines day,
Rose Is R-RedRoses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to...
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Categories:
flower, valentines day,
Valentine
Valentine
Most cunning veteran lover at last...
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Categories:
valentines day,
Fluttering eyelashesThe barren stem in my heart, seeks a rose
That enlivened thus, we feel how love grows
Come dear one, let’s take...
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Categories:
dance, valentines day,
Dave Smells the Roses
As the year closes, Dave smells the roses
To his girlfriend Dina he proposes
Though...
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Categories:
addiction, marriage, proposal, rose,
Categories:
fun, halloween, humor,
The Smell of Fear - CollaborationAlien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!
I farted, perhaps...
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humorous, space,
Bench StenchThe Vicar sniffed searching for the culprit
As it rose it overtook the pulpit
Stained glass windows wept
As the brimstone crept
The choir hummed so as not to...
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Categories:
yellow,
The Sacred Meow Society
Sacred Cat Society
Known for notoriety
Princess, the Head
She's royal bred
Follows cat propriety
Princess loves to primp and preen
She keeps herself very clean
She gets her wish
Fish in her...
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Categories:
cat, princess,
Mickey and Minnie Nursery RhymeMinnie mouse is so famous
Wearing bow as pink as rose
She also wears dress
So clean and no mess
And polishes her black nose
Mickey mouse likes her so...
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Categories:
animal, cute,
Dont Get Afraid Nursery RhymeDON'T GET AFRAID
Are you attracted with my beauty ?
...
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Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade,
Flying HighPoor Patsy had Pigeon's toes,
She also had a Beaky nose
Crows feet around her eyes
Eagles wings so she could fly
Up in the air, she would go
Nobody...
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Categories:
10th grade,