Parents Limerick Poems
These Parents Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Parents. These are the best examples of Limerick Parents poems written by international poets.
what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning
A fella’s promoted at work
His office sign makes people smirk
It reads W. Anchor -
Head overseas banker
His shortened name drives him berserk
Work colleagues all know him...
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humorous, irony, work,
Happy Merry Christmas!All day is snowing,
Santa is coming,
What a good winter season.
Parents are merriness,
Babies are in happiness,
They jumps to the sky any reason.
Happy Merry Christmas!
Father coming from...
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Categories:
christmas,
are we there yet?To bear children seems a great feat
For some giving birth's a tough beat
This choice brings to light
A new life that’s bright
And makes parents feel more complete
Parenting—a...
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Categories:
abortion, america, birth, cat,
My Parents’ Wedding Photo
Mom said, "I’d no sex ‘til our wedding day",
Showing nuptial photo that first of May;
I was their cute ring bearer,
How could I believe in her,
But...
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Categories:
wedding,
Wedding Day
My parents special wedding day
with beautiful flowers in May
I should not have been there
making grandparents swear
why did they want to name me Jay...
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Categories:
fun, giggle, grandparents, son,
Do As I Say, Not As I Did
Some kids hear, “NO sex till you’re wed”
from parents who long ago said,
“Babe, let’s get it on,”
then sneaked...
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Categories:
growing up, sensual, youth,
Anti-PoliticalAmerica's freedom is coveted but, this just in: it's fake news
Blood stains covered up by the red, white, and blue hues
Dreams dying
Parents crying
p.s....
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Categories:
america, death, freedom, parents,
Love BitesThe preacher's daughter picky Vicky
Went out one night with icky Ricky
Both her parents got mad
But it wasn't that bad
She came home with a sticky hickey
...
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Categories:
boy, girl, lust,
First BiteAn English au pair with a love for fruit
Worked for a family with loads of loot
When she bit into a pear
Their son bit into au...
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Categories:
family, fruit, goodbye, kid,
You Look Nice“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...
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Categories:
father daughter, fun, funny,
Unfortunate Last NamesIt could be Frog or maybe Stoner,
first one’s Richard last is *****;
Parents play such twisted games,
such unfortunate last names;
Having just one? So much better....
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Categories:
culture, humor,
And Away He GoesSent away at age five for the summer
No way his parents could have been dumber
On Johnny's first day...
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Categories:
boy, parents, summer, wisdom,
Naughty JohnnyNaughty Johnny's behavior still shocks us
When we try to correct him he mocks us
"My rude behavior
I greatly savor
Just for you, I'll become more obnoxious!"
1/8/2023
Image credit:...
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Categories:
child, parents,
Bib Leo FeelParents give teachers dirty looks
They don't want students reading books
Why flip your lid?
Kids never did!
Its much more fun to learn from crooks!...
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Categories:
education,
Let There Be Limericks: Noblesse ObligeThe King
The king was quite old, but not senile,
And his problems with sex were not penile.
He could rut with the best,
When put to the test,
And...
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Categories:
humor,