Home » Poems » limerick » jealousy

Jealousy Limerick Poems

These Jealousy Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Jealousy. These are the best examples of Limerick Jealousy poems written by international poets.

Igor needs a bigger lab XIII

Why promote wrecking-ball malice
Behind the wall of a palace?
This callous man sick
Acts like a big dick
To cover up his small phallus...

Read More

Categories: bullying, depression, evil, extended

Satire in Limerick Acts


Act One: the stage and scenery are set
I was told the play, I'd not soon forget
But if truth were to be told
More like the game,...

Read More

Categories: satire,

Drinking infidelity

Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...

Read More

Categories: confusion, funny love, jealousy,

The Dance of Jealousy

Daisy danced the wild dance of jealousy 
Her dancing was her revenge weaponry
She did the can-can
To excite her man
Whom she had caught enjoying revelry.

She had...

Read More

Categories: anger, dance, jealousy,

Twelve Roses

A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
	My roommate grinned with guile
	as she tried to hide her smile. 
Eleven roses,...

Read More

Categories: flower, fun, humorous, jealousy,

VALENTINE

VALENTINE

A man lived on the floor just above
A neighbour he thought he could love
Passing her by on the stair
He could only stare
And his jealous wife...

Read More

Categories: emotions, jealousy, love hurts,

woodworkers local

dwalin fosneys working fame

brought woodworkers daily shame

census then taken

one morning bacon

found his limbs joined to a frame.
...

Read More

Categories: abuse, anti bullying, fun,

Booby Trap

A woman will harness her boobs
Although they're the size of ice cubes
Because what girls see
Incites jealousy
And stuffing beats tying their tubes...

Read More

Categories: word play,

Fudge To the Rescue

There once was a fellow who was a drudge
When something bad happened, he held a grudge
   It just ate him up inside
 ...

Read More

Categories: chocolate, jealousy,

Sore Loser Trump

Fat-headed, yellow haired, obnoxious bore,
Lying, cheating! immoral to the core!
This sore loser Donald J Trump,
very disgusting human dump,
has done harm to US like ‘never before’!


10,10,8,8,10...

Read More

Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

A Sad Legacy

 

Trump-   a man with peculiarity,
on the road to unpopularity;
he leaves a sad legacy,
Donald is all jealousy;
and he will be gone momentarily !


__________________________
November...

Read More

Categories: fun,

Def-T-Angle

Jealousy precisely at an angle.
Two cuties and one guy in a tangle.
     Tumble would be their goof.
    ...

Read More

Categories: humor, jealousy, winter,

Greek Evil Eye

GREEK EVIL EYE
Beware, beware my friend of the evil eye,
It is mere jealousy that others see and spy,
So always have one in your home,
Often seen...

Read More

Categories: evil,

Began Wearing a Bikini

Began wearing a bikini to the beach recently
Caused much jealousy especially with the fillies
My shape was the reason
Conjured up a threesome
My legs reminded them of...

Read More

Categories: fun,

A Taste of Honey

There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not...

Read More

Categories: animal, conflict, jealousy,