Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Began Wearing a Bikini

Began wearing a bikini to the beach recently
Caused much jealousy especially with the fillies
My shape was the reason
Conjured up a threesome
My legs reminded them of a ravishing hillbilly

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Tom Cunningham September 13, 2019 at 12:27 PM It's okay Jack, you're amongst friends here lol. Good day good Sir. Jack Ellison September 13, 2019 at 1:10 PM LOL, Please keep it our little secret!!! Good day my British pal!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 13, 2019 at 7:14 AM Lol! All I can think of is my trip to Budapest, at the baths, the old men in high cut speedos playing chess. ;D, ...and have you seen the latest trend, more or LESS a spandex fig leaf. Good morning hugs my dear! xomo <3 Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 13, 2019 at 7:42 AM I've had a couple card game addictions ;) Jack Ellison September 13, 2019 at 7:30 AM Big tickle Miss Mo!!!! LOL I was once obsessed with chess! Wasn't that good, tough game, but lived the game night and day! Another one of my many obsessions in life! LOL